Present

The act of one Presenting oneself for sexual gratification in all your glory.

She presented herself to me, for which I gladly received her body.

by Glitter of Gary September 06, 2017

Present

How nerds like to say "here" during roll call.

Teacher: Is James here?
James: Present!
Everyone else: What a fucking nerd.

by My Minecraft Isn't working October 28, 2020

Present

1. A heightened state of mind in which all of life is clarified.

2. Tripping on acid

Dude, I just took 3 hits of acid and I am so present right now.

by chasepatrick April 04, 2011

Present

A women that is a hard catch. Christmas only cums once a year, so why not on a good present. But you have to work the wrapping all year until that day of "christmas", when it is soft enough to penetrate the present.

"He's got a chistmas present"

"lucky bastered"

by Mason Beveridge February 24, 2004

present

A word with too many goddamn definitions.

She's presently present, so I'll present my present.

Translation: She's now here, so I'll give my gift.

by Shiny Things Are Shiny February 19, 2013

Presentation

The exact moment all of your blood cells decide to go directly to your dick

Me: I will begin my Presentation by starts off with Alabama being-

Girl: why dose Carl having a boner?

by CoolBoydudemanboydudeperson May 23, 2019

Presenting

Showing your crotch or dick bulge in an obvious or semi obvious manner

Omg that guy is certainly presenting,
His 8 inches is presenting itself.

by Bvdguy November 02, 2017