That cute Asian
guy you met by chance who seemed so
sweet and shy. Further along, he's got a huge dick and is ridiculously good in
bed. Brace yourself for an exciting sex life.
Girl: Man, I wish I didn't break up with Shimon. My new boyfriend has a shitty personality and is horrible in
bed.
Girl 2: I'm so lucky for
dating Shimon. My dad thinks he's awesome and smart. He's a
real sweetheart on the streets but is a monster under the sheets.