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That cute Asian guy you met by chance who seemed so sweet and shy. Further along, he's got a huge dick and is ridiculously good in bed. Brace yourself for an exciting sex life.
Girl: Man, I wish I didn't break up with Shimon. My new boyfriend has a shitty personality and is horrible in bed.

Girl 2: I'm so lucky for dating Shimon. My dad thinks he's awesome and smart. He's a real sweetheart on the streets but is a monster under the sheets.
Shimon by MyBiasIs_ April 18, 2019
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Term used when referring to a ridiculously cool act. It is an act which is on the most infinite level awesome and amazingness.
Ex:

Jack: Wow did u see that catch last night?

Matt: Yeah, it was Shimon.
Shimon by Insane OBJ February 23, 2017
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Andrew shimon 

Andrew shimon is the most sexy person to ever walk the earth. He has the biggest cock in the world. ALL HAIL KING ANDREW
Person 1: man who’s that sexy guy

Person 2: THATS BIG DADDY ANDREW SHIMON 🥵🥵
Andrew shimon by 45325353543645 October 5, 2022

Yoram Shimon 

yoram shimon, hechanti lecha kneidalach

that dude is a true yoram shimon

damn i love that yoram shimon
Yoram Shimon by Yoram Shimon August 30, 2023

what is a shimon

Is the term used for the upcoming documentary coming in late April 2025
I can't wait for the what is a shimon documentary
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Akito shinonome 

Akito shinonome is a homosexual who's a part of a group called Vivid Bad Squad. Akito Shinonome is gay for this PRETTY person named Toya Aoyagi, Toya Aoyagi is Akito shinonomes "buddy" but he's just too shy to call him his boyfriend.
teacher: what's a homos-
student: akito shinonome
Akito shinonome by akitoyacanon September 24, 2022

Shion Sonozaki 

Best girl and true savior of the yandere game, probably has a man cock tho :(. Still better than lolYuno :)
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