Shimon

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That cute Asian guy you met by chance who seemed so sweet and shy. Further along, he's got a huge dick and is ridiculously good in bed. Brace yourself for an exciting sex life.

Girl: Man, I wish I didn't break up with Shimon. My new boyfriend has a shitty personality and is horrible in bed.

Girl 2: I'm so lucky for dating Shimon. My dad thinks he's awesome and smart. He's a real sweetheart on the streets but is a monster under the sheets.

Shimon by MyBiasIs_ April 18, 2019

Words you can keep

Shimon

Term used when referring to a ridiculously cool act. It is an act which is on the most infinite level awesome and amazingness.

Ex:

Jack: Wow did u see that catch last night?

Matt: Yeah, it was Shimon.

Shimon by Insane OBJ February 23, 2017

Related Words

Shimon • shimong • Shimono • Shimona • shimonah • shimonaway • Shimonek • Shimoneta Style • shimongi • Shimongoo

Andrew shimon

Andrew shimon is the most sexy person to ever walk the earth. He has the biggest cock in the world. ALL HAIL KING ANDREW

Person 1: man who’s that sexy guy

Person 2: THATS BIG DADDY ANDREW SHIMON 🥵🥵

Andrew shimon by 45325353543645 October 5, 2022

Yoram Shimon

small town big mayor

yoram shimon, hechanti lecha kneidalach

that dude is a true yoram shimon

damn i love that yoram shimon

Yoram Shimon by Yoram Shimon August 30, 2023

what is a shimon

Is the term used for the upcoming documentary coming in late April 2025

I can't wait for the what is a shimon documentary

what is a shimon by Logicandfacts January 22, 2024

Akito shinonome

Akito shinonome is a homosexual who's a part of a group called Vivid Bad Squad. Akito Shinonome is gay for this PRETTY person named Toya Aoyagi, Toya Aoyagi is Akito shinonomes "buddy" but he's just too shy to call him his boyfriend.

teacher: what's a homos-
student: akito shinonome

Akito shinonome by akitoyacanon September 24, 2022

Shion Sonozaki

Best girl and true savior of the yandere game, probably has a man cock tho :(. Still better than lolYuno :)

Shion Sonozaki is better than Yuno :)

Shion Sonozaki by Squilliam the Destroyer October 16, 2018

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026