Shimon

That cute Asian guy you met by chance who seemed so sweet and shy. Further along, he's got a huge dick and is ridiculously good in bed. Brace yourself for an exciting sex life.

Girl: Man, I wish I didn't break up with Shimon. My new boyfriend has a shitty personality and is horrible in bed.

Girl 2: I'm so lucky for dating Shimon. My dad thinks he's awesome and smart. He's a real sweetheart on the streets but is a monster under the sheets.

by MyBiasIs_ April 18, 2019

Shimon

Term used when referring to a ridiculously cool act. It is an act which is on the most infinite level awesome and amazingness.

Ex:

Jack: Wow did u see that catch last night?

Matt: Yeah, it was Shimon.

by Insane OBJ February 24, 2017

SHIMON

The continuous cycle of a person who eats and shits out his shit over and over again.

"Man i felt so sick yesterday"

"Why"

"I was doing some shimon and i saw some beenshoots hanging out"

"Oww man that's terrible!"

by Mash Dat March 05, 2009

Yoram Shimon

small town big mayor

yoram shimon, hechanti lecha kneidalach

that dude is a true yoram shimon

damn i love that yoram shimon

by Yoram Shimon August 30, 2023

Andrew shimon

Andrew shimon is the most sexy person to ever walk the earth. He has the biggest cock in the world. ALL HAIL KING ANDREW

Person 1: man who’s that sexy guy

Person 2: THATS BIG DADDY ANDREW SHIMON 🥵🥵

by 45325353543645 October 06, 2022

what is a shimon

Is the term used for the upcoming documentary coming in late April 2025

I can't wait for the what is a shimon documentary

by Logicandfacts January 22, 2024