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Shimongoo 

The name of a drink that involves placing, 3 bottled Alcopops ideally of 3 different flavours, that are turned upside down in a pint glass. Then consumed rapidly through 1 or 2 straws in order to prevent the glass over flowing.
Jonny: 'Mate get to the bar, we're doing Shimongoos'
Phil: 'Why?'
Jonny: 'Because we're Lads.'
Shimongoo by wyndow October 10, 2011
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shitemongoose 

When some one is so shit faced stupid that they appear mongoose like.
shitemongoose by Alex highley September 15, 2003

shmogoonagoolagin 

"I shmogoonagoolagin'd her in the ass you retarted fucker"
shmogoonagoolagin by .....uh..ok February 12, 2005

shimongi 

the area between the vagina and the bum hole, female gooch
her shimongi was big
shimongi by nat parry October 12, 2009

Shmangoodled 

When you're high out of your mind, shamcked
Joe: yo fam i was Shmangoodled last night
Ben: dam vro that's whicked homeslice

Joe: who the hell are you to talk to me like that
Shmangoodled by PhatMattxx December 22, 2018

shitmongous 

“i have a shitmongous”
“trying to take a shitmongous”
shitmongous by jorangejuice April 9, 2019

shmongologombus 

A shmongologombus is a unbelievably large ass which when twerked shakes the earth in a proverbial ground-pound. It is also believed that it has so much mass that is possesses its own gravitational pull.
There is a large Crack in the earth here, a shmongologombus must have passed through.
shmongologombus by Elder Plops September 26, 2022
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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