Shillocks

Micra Language, along the same lines as Spafe, this word is a combination of shit and bollocks.

that was teh biggest pile of shillocks ever

by Pierce January 28, 2004

Sherlocksmiths

Sherlocksmiths established themselves on may 12th 2017 in an renown Cornish winery. 3 years down the line and still slightly hungover, the sherlocksmiths saunter through life with their motto “why not” which can sometimes lead to mishaps when it comes to booze; dogs; houses and cake but hey ho and on they go spreading love and occasional looks of discontent at mr barkey their cockapoo.

And the sherlocksmiths lived happily ever after, though slightly hoarse from constant reprimand of mr barkey.

by Clarabella May 6, 2020

Shitrocks

Extremely heavy rocks of shit that plunge out of your ass at high speeds, sending waves upon waves of toilet water splashing up against your asshole.

Fuck dude, I haven't shit in 6 days I'm going to have some serious shitrocks.

by Deadbreed January 20, 2011

Shitlocker

Another name for the Bitlocker whole-disk encryption software provided with Windows, especially when it's not working correctly and you don't have the recovery password.

Idiot: "I forgot my password, can you unlock my computer?" Technician: "No, it's got shitlocker on it you idiot"

by geek_nerd_69 October 27, 2020

shitlocker

Sexual term with reference to the anus.

She let me stick it in her shitlocker.

by Hato Hammer April 30, 2006

shilock nose

A very obscure and abnormally sized nose. Most commonly found attached to a person of Jewish heritage.

Tom: "Wow man, check out that chick with the shilock nose"

Fred: "Whoa! That thing is huge!"

by brennen757 June 23, 2009

betty swollocks

Betty Swollocks is a spoonerism derived from sweaty bollocks.

Betty Swollocks. Similar in style to Tin and Gonic.

by Delboy123 August 30, 2008