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Sherlocksmiths
Sherlocksmiths established themselves on may 12th 2017 in an renown Cornish winery. 3 years down the line and still slightly hungover, the sherlocksmiths saunter through life with their motto “why not” which can sometimes lead to mishaps when it comes to booze; dogs; houses and cake but hey ho and on they go spreading love and occasional looks of discontent at mr barkey their cockapoo.
And the sherlocksmiths lived happily ever after, though slightly hoarse from constant reprimand of mr barkey.
Sherlocksmiths by Clarabella May 6, 2020
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betty swollocks
betty swollocks by Delboy123 August 30, 2008
Shallock
1. Dude, you totally got shallocked last night. 2. That guy is getting a Shallocking, doesnt he know that guy is a Jew.
Shallock by miguelmanzana January 19, 2013
swollocks
British. Swollen bollocks; overfull testicles, cliffhangers. Together with heightened aggression, cold-sweating and the shakes, symptomatic of DSB.
swollocks by Lord Grimcock September 14, 2007
Betty swallocks
Betty swallocks by frankf urta February 26, 2011
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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