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Sherlocksmiths

Sherlocksmiths established themselves on may 12th 2017 in an renown Cornish winery. 3 years down the line and still slightly hungover, the sherlocksmiths saunter through life with their motto “why not” which can sometimes lead to mishaps when it comes to booze; dogs; houses and cake but hey ho and on they go spreading love and occasional looks of discontent at mr barkey their cockapoo.
And the sherlocksmiths lived happily ever after, though slightly hoarse from constant reprimand of mr barkey.

betty swollocks 

Betty Swollocks is a spoonerism derived from sweaty bollocks.
Betty Swollocks. Similar in style to Tin and Gonic.
betty swollocks by Delboy123 August 30, 2008
The act of being told by a jew.
1. Dude, you totally got shallocked last night. 2. That guy is getting a Shallocking, doesnt he know that guy is a Jew.
Shallock by miguelmanzana January 19, 2013

Chollocks 

Possessing a chin which resembles a pair of bollocks; i.e. a deep cleft thus resulting in bulbous protrusion on either side. A highly amusing facial feature.
John you haven't shaved your chollocks today.
Chollocks by damselle December 12, 2010

swollocks 

British. Swollen bollocks; overfull testicles, cliffhangers. Together with heightened aggression, cold-sweating and the shakes, symptomatic of DSB.
I gave him a right punt up the swollocks, mam.
swollocks by Lord Grimcock September 14, 2007

Betty swallocks 

Shit man! that session gave me Betty Swallocks init!
Betty swallocks by frankf urta February 26, 2011