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Shillack 

Someone who takes large objects up the pooper then sucks them clean. Then meets up with a Diehl for some afternoon delight that involves whips, a Sigfreid and Roy DVD, three gerbles, his mothers undies, taco meat, a nine iron and 3 pills of valium which he uses as a supository for euphoric effects around the anus area. A Shillack has never gotten a boner from a girl... ever. The only thing that gets a shillack off are Chippendale dancers and pictures of Lance Bass.
Last time I invited a shillack over, my valium perscription was missing and he was wearing his moms panties on his head.
Shillack by The Great Z-Dubb December 9, 2008

Shillack 

Shillack: (Verb) to chill in slacks (eg. jeans, khakis etc…) while watching TV and eating cereal.
Ex. 1: We were shillackin in the mornin' before class watching Sportscenter and eating Captain Crunch.
Shillack by jtruongie February 17, 2005

Shellacking 

The action of annihilating, destroying, or otherwise beating your opponent in an abusive, sadistic, or embarassing manner.
"Wow, the Patriots really got their asses kicked, didn't they?"

"Yep, it was a real shellacking."
Shellacking by zythane47 November 3, 2008

Shellacked 

An appropriate past tense verb when indicating several King Raven helicopters were just taken out by nemacyst artillery.
"Our birds just got shellacked!!!"
Shellacked by youcancallmezack January 4, 2009

shizlack 

Chunky diaherrea accidentally flushed from your anus into your boxers/trousers/briefs/thong.
Ah shit, I just shizlacked my pants and it is dripping down the back of my legs.
shizlack by Shizlakinator June 4, 2004

shellacked 

The state of being drunk
I was so shellacked last night that I lost count of how many beers I drank
shellacked by youcancallmeal February 26, 2004
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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