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shaglocks 

A ladies matted up stinky sex hair that resembles dreadlocks usually after a vigorous pounding.
Man: 'Nice shaglocks, did I just fuck you rasta?!'

Woman : 'Yeaaah maaan'
shaglocks by crackyhouse April 17, 2016
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Sherlocksmiths

Sherlocksmiths established themselves on may 12th 2017 in an renown Cornish winery. 3 years down the line and still slightly hungover, the sherlocksmiths saunter through life with their motto “why not” which can sometimes lead to mishaps when it comes to booze; dogs; houses and cake but hey ho and on they go spreading love and occasional looks of discontent at mr barkey their cockapoo.
And the sherlocksmiths lived happily ever after, though slightly hoarse from constant reprimand of mr barkey.

Shake your Shamrocks 

something your drunk self says to an on-coming woman on St. Patrick's Day.
hey baby let me see you shake your shamrocks!

shollocks 

An exclamation combining the words "shite" and "bollocks." Often used in anger.
"Shollocks! I've lost my keys"
shollocks by Onikage October 6, 2006
The act of being told by a jew.
1. Dude, you totally got shallocked last night. 2. That guy is getting a Shallocking, doesnt he know that guy is a Jew.
Shallock by miguelmanzana January 19, 2013

Betty swallocks 

Shit man! that session gave me Betty Swallocks init!
Betty swallocks by frankf urta February 26, 2011

shagcock 

A Shagcock is slang terminology for Shaggy Roger's, penis.
Velma are you ready for my shagcock?
shagcock by SmallSpeed12 July 30, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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