shaglocks

A ladies matted up stinky sex hair that resembles dreadlocks usually after a vigorous pounding.

Man: 'Nice shaglocks, did I just fuck you rasta?!'

Woman : 'Yeaaah maaan'

by crackyhouse April 17, 2016

Sherlocksmiths

Sherlocksmiths established themselves on may 12th 2017 in an renown Cornish winery. 3 years down the line and still slightly hungover, the sherlocksmiths saunter through life with their motto “why not” which can sometimes lead to mishaps when it comes to booze; dogs; houses and cake but hey ho and on they go spreading love and occasional looks of discontent at mr barkey their cockapoo.

And the sherlocksmiths lived happily ever after, though slightly hoarse from constant reprimand of mr barkey.

by Clarabella May 6, 2020

Shake your Shamrocks

something your drunk self says to an on-coming woman on St. Patrick's Day.

hey baby let me see you shake your shamrocks!

by bubbles5587 March 24, 2017

shollocks

An exclamation combining the words "shite" and "bollocks." Often used in anger.

"Shollocks! I've lost my keys"

by Onikage October 6, 2006

Shallock

The act of being told by a jew.

1. Dude, you totally got shallocked last night. 2. That guy is getting a Shallocking, doesnt he know that guy is a Jew.

by miguelmanzana January 19, 2013

Betty swallocks

A sweating of the bollocks

Shit man! that session gave me Betty Swallocks init!

by frankf urta February 26, 2011

shagcock

A Shagcock is slang terminology for Shaggy Roger's, penis.

Velma are you ready for my shagcock?

by SmallSpeed12 July 30, 2019