Micra

A British-produced car made by Nissan, the Micra was intented to be a cheap, reliable and fun car. Unfortunately, due to a large percentage of the drivers being women, it now has an incredibly bad reputation.

Joyce crashed her brand new Micra into a deer.

Micra by Rowan Wilson February 16, 2004

Micra

Confined, cramped space on wheels, prone to causing nervous breakdowns in claustrophobic persons. Taking the role of a passeneger in a micra ensures an uncomfortable, long journey and double the usual travel time.

I will disown Greg if he buys a micra

Micra by ( <.....> ) March 30, 2009

Micra

(n.) Nissan which was designed primarily for geriatrics, featuring large windows and doors, ugly as hell looks, stupid choice of colours and stock with 10 and a half horses

My dad and I rented a purple Micra in Spain last summer. Tohgether we weigh over 550lbs, plus the luggage. We pulled off into the motorway, where it took us about 80 seconds to reach 67mph, at which the car topped out.


It took us over an hour and a half to complete a 50 minute journey.

Micra by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

Nissan Micra 

The best car to ever exist (especially the K12 2003-2010 version). Only those who have never driven it talk shit about this masterpiece. It is like the God himself built this car because you can't even theoretically crash in it (because it is slow). But, c'mon, what do you expect from a tiny car? Sadly, there were no Nissan Micra GT-R produced.

Dude, I jut got overtaken by that Nissan Micra. What a chad drives it. I wish I were as cool as he is

Nissan Micra by I_Own_Nissan_Micra_GTR December 8, 2022

Nissan Micra 

Also known by the name, Nissan March, in New Zealand, this small car is often at the butt of jokes, due to it's slow speeds.

This car is used in Micra - The Game, where the idea is to compete against other members in the cars to spot more Micras than anyone else.

Car made famous by Retail Store Managers in Eastern England.

Nissan Micra - It makes the Ford Focus look like a luxury car.

Nissan Micra by thewoundedwanderer September 13, 2009

Nissan micra 

the micra is often described as the worst car to ever exist. there main uses are to make every other car look good and often to be a toilet although even tho they are everywhere, they're never around wen u need a slash.

lad A-mate im bursting for a slash!
lad B-theres a Nissan micra over there, go do the honourable thing.
lad A-thank god ive been looking for one for ages!!

Nissan micra by johnny oooooo September 27, 2010

Nissan Micra 

A car that just about every elderly person has driven at some point in their life. Do NOT, under any circumstances, buy a Nissan Micra if you want all your friends to love you forever and you still want to get laid.

My grandmother drives a Nissan Micra. It's a piece of garbage.

Nissan Micra by thecargeek09 July 5, 2017