Shid Marks 

After taking a significant shit, one May notice a line of sticky, dark, fresh and solid fecal matter resting on the side of the bowl. This may be caused by poor positioning of the anus and/or trajectory of said turd, or the result of a massive explosion of st-helens papa-John-pepper styled molten ass juice that quickly solidifies.

Lee: Cant wait to take a piss
Lee: *Opens stall door and looks down*
Lee: Ah, absolutely disgusting! Who left Shid Marks in the toilet? Gross!

Shid Marks by TheGayAccount May 16, 2020

Skidmarks 

Skidmarks are brown streaks left on the porcelain bowl of a toilet when someone takes a big firm dump that rubs the porcelain bowl swirling around until it orients itself for exit down the pipes.

Who left the skidmarks in the shitter!?!

Skidmarks by JackMeough November 19, 2012

shidmark 

the trail of fecal matter that remains on the circumference of a toilet bowl whereupon one's fecal mass lands during the act of defecation


usually as a result of bad gluteus positioning during defecation; causing excrement to drag upon the toilet bowl

the name derives from the combination of two words: shit + skidmark= shidmark

I felt bad leaving shidmarks on grandmas toilet, so i flushed several time to get rid of them.

shidmark by Johnny Pham December 16, 2008

psychic skidmarks 

Multiple skid marks seen on the pavement in movies that predict the car chase is about to get exciting. Usually left by the stunt driver doing practice runs.

Nearly half of the chase scenes in French Connection are littered with psychic skidmarks. But you have to look fast, These scenes usually last 1 to 2 seconds.

psychic skidmarks by Cliff November 12, 2003

skidmarks 

encrusted or soft fecal forget-me-nots that are transferred from your anal paintbrush to your underware canvas.

his underware were so bad they had to call the highway patrol to come measure the skidmarks from the accident.

skidmarks by your mom September 3, 2003

skidmarks 

When soft, still plyable anal dischanrges rub so close to the offenders' undergarments that a fecal stain is left behind. May also occur when the issue is "forced." I.E. Butt picking, massaging of anal irritations, or sloppy wiping techniques. See also "streaks."

Dammit Donnie, the line for the port-o-let was so long I had to rush my post crap rectal cleansing techniques. Now I have smelly 7-1/4 inch skidmarks as a result!

skidmarks by Jim Stevens January 11, 2004

sergeant-skidmarks 

title used in referrence to someone who is in a position of leadership, yet warrants no respect.

Yeah, I heard you, Sergeant-Skidmarks!

sergeant-skidmarks by dorham May 26, 2006