dorham's definitions

neck-warmer

a variation of the mullet.

"That Izod Polo shirt goes well with your neck-warmer."

by dorham May 23, 2006

beef-stains

a chummy title, used in jest towards cronies, specifically referring to fecal matter expelled onto the under-garments.

Care for a round of croquet, beef-stains?

by dorham May 26, 2006

sergeant-skidmarks

title used in referrence to someone who is in a position of leadership, yet warrants no respect.

Yeah, I heard you, Sergeant-Skidmarks!

by dorham May 26, 2006

cock-staple

odd, yet humorous, combination of words used as a personal title, insult, or love-name...often in jest.

"Nice soccer-rocker, cock-staple!"

by dorham May 23, 2006

cock-sweeper

a moustache of the variety found on gay men in the 1980s.

My, Herb has such a leafy cock-sweeper!

by dorham May 26, 2006

smack a tank

To defecate. Specific reference to the action of one's buttocks striking a toilet seat.

"Oh man, I have to smack a tank...I think I'm gonna have a Taco Bell Blast!"

by dorham May 26, 2006

Taco Bell Blast

Explosive diarrhea resulting from the ingestion of tainted Mexican food.

"Hey Beef-stains, looks like you're going to have a Taco Bell Blast!"

by dorham May 26, 2006