Definitions by dorham

cock-sweeper 

a moustache of the variety found on gay men in the 1980s.

My, Herb has such a leafy cock-sweeper!

cock-sweeper by dorham May 26, 2006

beef-stains 

a chummy title, used in jest towards cronies, specifically referring to fecal matter expelled onto the under-garments.

Care for a round of croquet, beef-stains?

beef-stains by dorham May 26, 2006

sergeant-skidmarks 

title used in referrence to someone who is in a position of leadership, yet warrants no respect.

Yeah, I heard you, Sergeant-Skidmarks!

sergeant-skidmarks by dorham May 26, 2006

Taco Bell Blast 

Explosive diarrhea resulting from the ingestion of tainted Mexican food.

"Hey Beef-stains, looks like you're going to have a Taco Bell Blast!"

Taco Bell Blast by dorham May 26, 2006

soccer-rocker

A variation of the mullet haircut, in this case worn by a jock or sporto.

"That cock-staple with the soccer-rocker stole my lunch money!"

soccer-rocker by dorham May 26, 2006

smack a tank 

To defecate. Specific reference to the action of one's buttocks striking a toilet seat.

"Oh man, I have to smack a tank...I think I'm gonna have a Taco Bell Blast!"

smack a tank by dorham May 26, 2006

cock-staple 

odd, yet humorous, combination of words used as a personal title, insult, or love-name...often in jest.

"Nice soccer-rocker, cock-staple!"

cock-staple by dorham May 23, 2006