Skidmarks are brown streaks left on the porcelain bowl of a toilet when someone takes a big firm dump that rubs the porcelain bowl swirling around until it orients itself for exit down the pipes.
by JackMeough November 18, 2012
"Yo bro, yesterday in class i got skidmarks cause the teacher wouldn't let me go to the toilet until i was busting!"
by Half As Funny December 10, 2022
by Lostnumber January 08, 2007
A smooth brown mark added to the panties or pants after listening to the latest Reburn and the Skidmarks cd.
by Rev ryan September 06, 2003
Wanna-be burnouts who claims to smoke pot and drink for the sake of looking cool, yet in reality, get ripped off on a daily basis.
Some features include but not limited to:
Throwing up off three or less beers
Throwing up after smoking a dime
Not inhaling when smoking a cigarette
Listening to crappy music
Some features include but not limited to:
Throwing up off three or less beers
Throwing up after smoking a dime
Not inhaling when smoking a cigarette
Listening to crappy music
by Rollman March 02, 2011
TV advertisers started with logo bugs, moved on to pharts and then graduated to skidmarks. Next, they'll move the program down to one corner of the screen and run continual ads over the remaining 90%.
by Two Hep Cats December 09, 2012
(N.) 1. A thin smearing of shit in your underwear or the stain left from the thin smearing of shit in your underwear usually caused by excessive farting, an improperly wiped ass, or a wedgie in a dirty ass. 2. A term used to describe someone acting like an asshole.
1. Eddie Cruz has skidmarks in his chonies! (undies.) Gross!
2. Quit acting like a total skidmark, fag!
2. Quit acting like a total skidmark, fag!
by Mony Love July 15, 2003