Definitions by JackMeough
Skidmarks
Skidmarks are brown streaks left on the porcelain bowl of a toilet when someone takes a big firm dump that rubs the porcelain bowl swirling around until it orients itself for exit down the pipes.
Who left the skidmarks in the shitter!?!
Skidmarks by JackMeough November 19, 2012
Mondo-Boffo
Mondo-Boffo is a compound word made up of two words each defined individuallly here. It means extremely-successful; very-good; best-outcome; etc.
Mondo-Boffo by JackMeough July 10, 2010
Bong
A bong is a specific type of water pipe. The body of the bong is the defining characteristic: the chamber is large, and placed over the mouth, a pipe stem is mounted hear the bottom, and bubbles through usually water to cool the smoke. The design originated in ancient SE Asia.
Bongs cool smoke, but also remove some THC.
Used bong water has a very bad smell similar to feline urine.
Bongs cool smoke, but also remove some THC.
Used bong water has a very bad smell similar to feline urine.
Bong by JackMeough April 25, 2010
Tofu-Fart
A Tofu-Fart is bowel gas escaping from a vegetarian rectum, when the attached vegan biomass presumably ate tofu. Vegetarians mistakenly believe their farts don't stink.
I told that Tofu-farting vegan to pick me up two Whoppers with cheese at Burger King, and I would let her have the lettuce and pickle.
Tofu-Fart by JackMeough April 3, 2010
Bung hit
Bung hit is when you pass gas in such a manner and circumstance that the victim must breath the fumes or suffocate themselves.
Bung hit by JackMeough March 19, 2010
Orangutan Ganja - Really strong weed that Asian Orangutans smoked with Budda. Now used as a marketing term universal adjective that has largely lost its original meaning. Used to describe strong weed (i.e., OG Kush, OG Sativa, OG Indica, etc.).
OG by JackMeough March 15, 2010