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A large, mythical, and extravagant river of true liquid-shit that forms the boundaries between the supposed magical, evil lands of Shitus, Wypus, and Pypus. In Shreek Mythology, River Shytz is an evil, ferocious and dangerous deity that will haunt anyone who is unfortunate enough to somehow teleport into the dimension it exists in, with incurable bloody hemorrhoids for the rest of their natural-born life. Many say that they have came across the Shytz River at least once in their life, and that it is not a good thing to be poking around in. Once you are teleported into this new world through still unknown means, many people of religious backgrounds say that you will have to cross the River of shit to get back to your own world. How do you do this you may ask? In some accounts, people were provided with canoes. Some, small wooden boats. Others? Well, they just had to swim for it. The River is over 5 miles wide and 1,000 miles long, about the size of the Amazon River. Some who survived to swim across it and tell the tale said that there were “things” swimming under them. The constant smell made it unbearable to travel across and several drowned, or were pulled under by mythical animals.
Randy: I sure hope I don’t travel to River Shytz after going down this mysterious road to get to this stupid frat party.
Randy: I sure hope I don’t travel to River Shytz after going down this mysterious road to get to this stupid frat party.
Randy: Man, I sure hope I don’t travel to River Shytz after driving down into the woods to find this stupid college party. I don’t feel like wading through Hershey’s syrup today.
by TheGayAccount December 10, 2020
Get the River Shytzmug. The area within the Georgia/Florida state line up to 20 miles, with nothing but sprawling farmland, small podunk towns with weed farms, and rolling hills. Often called so by people living in Georgia who travel to the panhandle for Labor Day/Memorial Day, which is roughly an hour.
by TheGayAccount November 22, 2023
Get the Florgiamug. by TheGayAccount August 9, 2018
Get the Robuxmug. An exclamation used to express how exciting or overwhelming something is, literally to the point that it is making one's heart beat too quickly. It is almost often used sarcastically to imply that something is actually unremarkable, dull, or unpleasant; entailing the opposite effect.
Howard: I would have been able to go to the party with Kevin after work, but my hardass boss wants me to stay and finish my co-worker's paperwork for him. Be still my heart!
John: Jane just asked me out, be still my heart!
John: Jane just asked me out, be still my heart!
by TheGayAccount November 16, 2022
Get the Be still my heartmug. A very bad word emphasized on an episode of "Spongebob Squarepants" where Spongebob learns a nasty word, presumably the word fuck or shit, or bitch. And cause a fuckload of disturbances around the Krusty Krab. The Number 11 is a very naughty word and whoever says it gets snitched on. Number 11 is the word: "Fuck".
by TheGayAccount July 6, 2018
Get the Number 11mug. Cops. Pigs. Johnny Law. 5-0. The boys in blue. Badge boys. The Cherrytops. Weewoo Gang. Cuff Buddies. Blue Army. Copegeddon. Pigsters. The Porks. Corporal Vegan etc etc etc
by TheGayAccount June 16, 2020
Get the Baconmug. The Hurricane that most Rednecks thought would be small, but wait til their asses get swept off their feet in a storm surge.
East Coast: No Hurricanes will ever come near us!
Hurricane Florence: Hold my tea
Rednecks: I'm riding this bitch out.
Media: Go Fuck yourself.
Hurricane Florence: Hold my tea
Rednecks: I'm riding this bitch out.
Media: Go Fuck yourself.
by TheGayAccount September 14, 2018
Get the Hurricane Florencemug.