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Ass Nate

The Mob Boss of the Cassolini Family that caused unrelenting chaos in New England back in the 1980s. He is called Ass Nate because of his strange torture methods that often resulted in the anus being affected in some way. Details are sketchy but nobody really knows what the torture methods were, exactly. Some speculate that he would make the members of the family set up a 2.5-mile long spanking routine and make the victim crawl through it, or make the victim go weeks without taking a shit.

Dave: Did you hear the news about that guy who suffered blunt force trauma to the ass? I think Ass Nate struck again.
Susan: Nah, it's all a fake. You're being paranoid.

by TheGayAccount November 27, 2020

Shid Marks

After taking a significant shit, one May notice a line of sticky, dark, fresh and solid fecal matter resting on the side of the bowl. This may be caused by poor positioning of the anus and/or trajectory of said turd, or the result of a massive explosion of st-helens papa-John-pepper styled molten ass juice that quickly solidifies.

Lee: Cant wait to take a piss
Lee: *Opens stall door and looks down*
Lee: Ah, absolutely disgusting! Who left Shid Marks in the toilet? Gross!

by TheGayAccount May 16, 2020

Reverse Kentucky Powerline

A sexual move in which one male party stands up while having penile intercourse, bites into string cheese and wraps it around his dick, and has the other party (male or female), bite into the long end of the string cheese, thus resembling an electrical power line.

Dale: I had a good time last night when I gave Linda the Reverse Kentucky Powerline

by TheGayAccount May 24, 2020

Bacon

Cops. Pigs. Johnny Law. 5-0. The boys in blue. Badge boys. The Cherrytops. Weewoo Gang. Cuff Buddies. Blue Army. Copegeddon. Pigsters. The Porks. Corporal Vegan etc etc etc

Daniel: *Robs Store*
Mark: Shit! Here come the bacon!

by TheGayAccount June 16, 2020

Shaster McGrotha

1. A shit so painful, so large, so juicy, so fresh, so incredibly toxic and smelly that it feels like your asshole is being ripped in half.

2. A shit that has the smell of death. It can easily floor an Elephant, melt the paint off of cars outside, petrude out of walls of your house and woft down the city block, shut down your electricity for hours, short-circuit a refrigerator, kill roaches, and make the toilet itself beg for mercy.

3. A shit so large you need scissors to cut it off from the rest of your asshole so you can let it rest in the toilet.

Bob: Tim left a Shaster McGrotha in the Cracker Barrel bathroom

by TheGayAccount June 20, 2020

YouTube

A website/app that worships the ground Google works on, kisses the ass of corporate greed and hates its consumers with a burning passion. Opinions don’t matter here. They will have no problem demonetizing or censoring anything that doesn’t fit their political agenda, and they take away basic features and put them behind a paywall known as YouTube premium. Mostly their issues lie in the Apple IOS versions, Android versions of YouTube. If you think you are gonna have a good time on YouTube in 2020, you can stroke it, because Google will make sure your daily dose of YouTube is as miserable as your life is. Every single video, in exception to every other video you find, will have a 15 second unskippable ad on it, and if you are really lucky, you get 2 ads in a row. Usually you will get 2 5 second ads in the beginning, a 15 second unskippable ad in the middle, and another single 5 second ad at the end (usually). It can go either way, but there’s no doubt that you will watch more ad then video combined. YouTube sure knows how to use ads to their advantage. Used to be that you would see only 1 ad and that was it. You could even skip that ad. Now, it’s like cable TV. Half the things that are shown in the ads you don’t give two hairy dicks for.

John: Hey Steve, you wanna watch some YouTube videos?
Steve: Oh, you mean GreedTube? Sure, but only after I lube myself up - because I’m gonna get so fucked by YouTube that I’m not sure dry docking is gonna work for me.

by TheGayAccount September 29, 2020

River Shytz

A large, mythical, and extravagant river of true liquid-shit that forms the boundaries between the supposed magical, evil lands of Shitus, Wypus, and Pypus. In Shreek Mythology, River Shytz is an evil, ferocious and dangerous deity that will haunt anyone who is unfortunate enough to somehow teleport into the dimension it exists in, with incurable bloody hemorrhoids for the rest of their natural-born life. Many say that they have came across the Shytz River at least once in their life, and that it is not a good thing to be poking around in. Once you are teleported into this new world through still unknown means, many people of religious backgrounds say that you will have to cross the River of shit to get back to your own world. How do you do this you may ask? In some accounts, people were provided with canoes. Some, small wooden boats. Others? Well, they just had to swim for it. The River is over 5 miles wide and 1,000 miles long, about the size of the Amazon River. Some who survived to swim across it and tell the tale said that there were “things” swimming under them. The constant smell made it unbearable to travel across and several drowned, or were pulled under by mythical animals.

Randy: I sure hope I don’t travel to River Shytz after going down this mysterious road to get to this stupid frat party.

Randy: Man, I sure hope I don’t travel to River Shytz after driving down into the woods to find this stupid college party. I don’t feel like wading through Hershey’s syrup today.

by TheGayAccount December 10, 2020