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An expression basically meaning what has happened is acceptable, or what has happened has become so for a reason, and that there’s no way to undo the situation or change it in any way. In can be used in a situation where something good happens, something goes to plan or when a situation is in advantage for someone but not necessarily for the other person.
Eduardo: What the fuckity fuck dude? I lost because of you!

Gary: Quit your bitching Eduardo. You’re just a sore loser. That’s how the beans are baked.

Eduardo: Tf does that mean?
by TheGayAccount December 11, 2020
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An exclamation used to express how exciting or overwhelming something is, literally to the point that it is making one's heart beat too quickly. It is almost often used sarcastically to imply that something is actually unremarkable, dull, or unpleasant; entailing the opposite effect.
Howard: I would have been able to go to the party with Kevin after work, but my hardass boss wants me to stay and finish my co-worker's paperwork for him. Be still my heart!

John: Jane just asked me out, be still my heart!
by TheGayAccount November 17, 2022
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An online game where if you don't have robux, you're not cool. Typically said in a corny and bratty manner from somebody else who has robux. They get offended easily, can't take jokes often, get their panties in a wad over ridiculous and ludicrous things; most of the time being trivial or offensive towards them in any kind of way, shape, or form.

Sometimes, even when minding one's own business, they can still call one out for not having this "beloved" online currency, for seemingly no reason at all. And these kids don't seem to realize who's behind the screen most of the time, making their half-assed insult seem more bullshit then once before. These kids, can even piss off and annoy the most modest person on the planet---Not unlike some bratty teenagers I've heard of. What really pisses me off more is it the lack of knowledge of who might be more "functional" than others, typically speaking, the people who are not lenient. What I'm saying is that there are people who take things seriously, and do harm to themselves.

Which under no circumstance is acceptable. It can be looked at from the brat's point of view. Mostly tasteless and mindless, to spelling errored and corny insults could come your way, even if you say a kindergarten insult to them.
Brat: I have so much robux u noob get robux lmao Roblox the best

Me: Fuck off you prick (Comes out as #### ### ### ####)
Brat: Tags noob im cooler then you XD get robux noob
Me: End my fucking suffering
by TheGayAccount November 17, 2018
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When cancer extends to a level so great, that "NO-SANE" human over 14 years old has the mental cognition to play and endure for more than 10 minutes at a time.
Matt: Roblox is so cancer
Rob: I fucking agree, let's end this shit
by TheGayAccount October 30, 2018
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A large, mythical, and extravagant river of true liquid-shit that forms the boundaries between the supposed magical, evil lands of Shitus, Wypus, and Pypus. In Shreek Mythology, River Shytz is an evil, ferocious and dangerous deity that will haunt anyone who is unfortunate enough to somehow teleport into the dimension it exists in, with incurable bloody hemorrhoids for the rest of their natural-born life. Many say that they have came across the Shytz River at least once in their life, and that it is not a good thing to be poking around in. Once you are teleported into this new world through still unknown means, many people of religious backgrounds say that you will have to cross the River of shit to get back to your own world. How do you do this you may ask? In some accounts, people were provided with canoes. Some, small wooden boats. Others? Well, they just had to swim for it. The River is over 5 miles wide and 1,000 miles long, about the size of the Amazon River. Some who survived to swim across it and tell the tale said that there were “things” swimming under them. The constant smell made it unbearable to travel across and several drowned, or were pulled under by mythical animals.

Randy: I sure hope I don’t travel to River Shytz after going down this mysterious road to get to this stupid frat party.
Randy: Man, I sure hope I don’t travel to River Shytz after driving down into the woods to find this stupid college party. I don’t feel like wading through Hershey’s syrup today.
by TheGayAccount December 11, 2020
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A very cringy or cancerous way of saying "Hot". Mostly used by online daters on the shitty game Roblox.
Mia: I'm so HAWT
Jake: YEAH
Me: End me
by TheGayAccount August 1, 2018
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The man, the myth, the legend of PunkBat. Some say he is not real, while others are determined by his existence. He is a discord mod of all discord mods, some say he is the best one out there, a Jesus-like entity who loves all. He is a sexy beast and appears to everyone differently, however different he may seem, he still appears to everyone as a tall handsome man with great abs and works out twelve times a week. The dream that women never get to see. A real man. PunkBat is real, and some say everyone will encounter him at least once in their life. Have you met PunkBat yet?
Ashley: That guy PunkBat is so dreamy...
by TheGayAccount July 15, 2021
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