A website/app that worships the ground Google works on, kisses the ass of corporate greed and hates its consumers with a burning passion. Opinions don’t matter here. They will have no problem demonetizing or censoring anything that doesn’t fit their political agenda, and they take away basic features and put them behind a paywall known as YouTube premium. Mostly their issues lie in the Apple IOS versions, Android versions of YouTube. If you think you are gonna have a good time on YouTube in 2020, you can stroke it, because Google will make sure your daily dose of YouTube is as miserable as your life is. Every single video, in exception to every other video you find, will have a 15 second unskippable ad on it, and if you are really lucky, you get 2 ads in a row. Usually you will get 2 5 second ads in the beginning, a 15 second unskippable ad in the middle, and another single 5 second ad at the end (usually). It can go either way, but there’s no doubt that you will watch more ad then video combined. YouTube sure knows how to use ads to their advantage. Used to be that you would see only 1 ad and that was it. You could even skip that ad. Now, it’s like cable TV. Half the things that are shown in the ads you don’t give two hairy dicks for.
John: Hey Steve, you wanna watch some YouTube videos?
Steve: Oh, you mean GreedTube? Sure, but only after I lube myself up - because I’m gonna get so fucked by YouTube that I’m not sure dry docking is gonna work for me.
Steve: Oh, you mean GreedTube? Sure, but only after I lube myself up - because I’m gonna get so fucked by YouTube that I’m not sure dry docking is gonna work for me.
by TheGayAccount September 29, 2020
A large, mythical, and extravagant river of true liquid-shit that forms the boundaries between the supposed magical, evil lands of Shitus, Wypus, and Pypus. In Shreek Mythology, River Shytz is an evil, ferocious and dangerous deity that will haunt anyone who is unfortunate enough to somehow teleport into the dimension it exists in, with incurable bloody hemorrhoids for the rest of their natural-born life. Many say that they have came across the Shytz River at least once in their life, and that it is not a good thing to be poking around in. Once you are teleported into this new world through still unknown means, many people of religious backgrounds say that you will have to cross the River of shit to get back to your own world. How do you do this you may ask? In some accounts, people were provided with canoes. Some, small wooden boats. Others? Well, they just had to swim for it. The River is over 5 miles wide and 1,000 miles long, about the size of the Amazon River. Some who survived to swim across it and tell the tale said that there were “things” swimming under them. The constant smell made it unbearable to travel across and several drowned, or were pulled under by mythical animals.
Randy: I sure hope I don’t travel to River Shytz after going down this mysterious road to get to this stupid frat party.
Randy: I sure hope I don’t travel to River Shytz after going down this mysterious road to get to this stupid frat party.
Randy: Man, I sure hope I don’t travel to River Shytz after driving down into the woods to find this stupid college party. I don’t feel like wading through Hershey’s syrup today.
by TheGayAccount December 10, 2020
by TheGayAccount July 24, 2018
by TheGayAccount August 09, 2018
An exclamation used to express how exciting or overwhelming something is, literally to the point that it is making one's heart beat too quickly. It is almost often used sarcastically to imply that something is actually unremarkable, dull, or unpleasant; entailing the opposite effect.
Howard: I would have been able to go to the party with Kevin after work, but my hardass boss wants me to stay and finish my co-worker's paperwork for him. Be still my heart!
John: Jane just asked me out, be still my heart!
John: Jane just asked me out, be still my heart!
by TheGayAccount November 16, 2022
An online game where if you don't have robux, you're not cool. Typically said in a corny and bratty manner from somebody else who has robux. They get offended easily, can't take jokes often, get their panties in a wad over ridiculous and ludicrous things; most of the time being trivial or offensive towards them in any kind of way, shape, or form.
Sometimes, even when minding one's own business, they can still call one out for not having this "beloved" online currency, for seemingly no reason at all. And these kids don't seem to realize who's behind the screen most of the time, making their half-assed insult seem more bullshit then once before. These kids, can even piss off and annoy the most modest person on the planet---Not unlike some bratty teenagers I've heard of. What really pisses me off more is it the lack of knowledge of who might be more "functional" than others, typically speaking, the people who are not lenient. What I'm saying is that there are people who take things seriously, and do harm to themselves.
Which under no circumstance is acceptable. It can be looked at from the brat's point of view. Mostly tasteless and mindless, to spelling errored and corny insults could come your way, even if you say a kindergarten insult to them.
Sometimes, even when minding one's own business, they can still call one out for not having this "beloved" online currency, for seemingly no reason at all. And these kids don't seem to realize who's behind the screen most of the time, making their half-assed insult seem more bullshit then once before. These kids, can even piss off and annoy the most modest person on the planet---Not unlike some bratty teenagers I've heard of. What really pisses me off more is it the lack of knowledge of who might be more "functional" than others, typically speaking, the people who are not lenient. What I'm saying is that there are people who take things seriously, and do harm to themselves.
Which under no circumstance is acceptable. It can be looked at from the brat's point of view. Mostly tasteless and mindless, to spelling errored and corny insults could come your way, even if you say a kindergarten insult to them.
Brat: I have so much robux u noob get robux lmao Roblox the best
Me: Fuck off you prick (Comes out as #### ### ### ####)
Brat: Tags noob im cooler then you XD get robux noob
Me: End my fucking suffering
Me: Fuck off you prick (Comes out as #### ### ### ####)
Brat: Tags noob im cooler then you XD get robux noob
Me: End my fucking suffering
by TheGayAccount November 17, 2018
Another alternative term for 'Batshit Crazy'. - Used to describe a situation in which one person or a group of person(s) is acting very erratically and going absolutely fucking insane. It is one level higher than Batshit Crazy, and usually is comprised of people throwing objects around, screaming like a banshee, climbing on each other in large crowds, crowd surfing, and many more behavioral oddities. When someone or a group of people are going Buckfuck Crazy, immediate removal from the situation is necessary to increase your chance of survival. The person or person(s) at this level is so crazy and insane that no amount of bat shit or haywires compares. This is the top tier level of absolute maniacal psychotic craziness. This usually happens as a result of a major event, major reveal, celebrity gossip, etc.
See: Acting The Fool, Batshit Crazy, Flipping Your Lid, Going Berzerk, Losing Your Mind
See: Acting The Fool, Batshit Crazy, Flipping Your Lid, Going Berzerk, Losing Your Mind
After the incident involving the unspecified police department in a unspecified area, multiple people began rioting in the streets.
Ken: Goddamn, those rioters are going Batshit Crazy!
John: No, not just Batshit Crazy....they are going Buckfuck Crazy!!
Ken: Nice.
Ken: Goddamn, those rioters are going Batshit Crazy!
John: No, not just Batshit Crazy....they are going Buckfuck Crazy!!
Ken: Nice.
by TheGayAccount March 31, 2021