TheGayAccount's definitions

DoGen

A shortened version of Dollar General, a chain of discount stores slapped across the United States nestled in the asscrack between towns and cities in the middle of absolutely nowhere.

See: FamDo (Family Dollar)

Bryan: Damn I’m all out of none-name- brand paper plates.

Jacob: Just go to the DoGen. It has all you need.

by TheGayAccount February 8, 2024

Florgia

The area within the Georgia/Florida state line up to 20 miles, with nothing but sprawling farmland, small podunk towns with weed farms, and rolling hills. Often called so by people living in Georgia who travel to the panhandle for Labor Day/Memorial Day, which is roughly an hour.

"The devil went down to Florgia he was looking for a bowl to steal."

by TheGayAccount November 22, 2023

Pontonglade

When a group of guys and girls get drunk in a bar and on the way to the after-party, everyone fucks in the limousine.

We had one hell of a night, but that Pontonglade made things a whole lot better.

by TheGayAccount September 24, 2023

Education Hibernation

An afterschool nap that lasts longer than 4 hours and makes you skip dinner, social life, and any other commitments you made that afternoon/evening.

I was too tired to even play video games, so I just took an Education Hibernation.

by TheGayAccount March 24, 2023

Shit Valley

An erratic, controlled descent into an unfortunate situation or some event of extreme peril. The person or person(s) who delve into Shit Valley know they've fucked up and there's little chance to revert their fortunes in the near future. Stuck between a rock and a hard place, the person or person(s) in question will forever blame themselves for their ignorant decision to do what led them to the shit valley. Rarely do unfortunate souls ever escape.

Rocco: Ever since I purposefully took that molly and went on a tear on the freeway, hitting that cop car, my life has turned into nothing but a shit valley. I'm now facing a year in prison and my relationships and career are on the line.

by TheGayAccount November 20, 2022

Be still my heart

An exclamation used to express how exciting or overwhelming something is, literally to the point that it is making one's heart beat too quickly. It is almost often used sarcastically to imply that something is actually unremarkable, dull, or unpleasant; entailing the opposite effect.

Howard: I would have been able to go to the party with Kevin after work, but my hardass boss wants me to stay and finish my co-worker's paperwork for him. Be still my heart!

John: Jane just asked me out, be still my heart!

by TheGayAccount November 16, 2022

Showcrastination

The act of procrastinating watching or bingeing a show you like to the point where you obtain no progress into the next episodes. Usually comes as a result of a boring episode or simply not having the time or motivation to watch it.

Also can come as a serious issue to people who want to binge watch entire seasons in a week but simply don’t as a result of Showcrastination.

Bill: Have you seen the new episode of Better Call Saul? Man that shit was insane.

Kevin: Nah man, I have a serious Showcrastination issue. I’m still on Season 2.

by TheGayAccount June 20, 2022