Shhwev 

Means to have sexaul contact with someone like to get your groove on

I shhwerved him last night.
She blocked my shhwerv

Shhwev by Rose July 24, 2004

schwevs

Another, shorter, grump way of saying “Whatever”

“Dude that girl got destroyed by that monster horse cock”
“Schwevs”

schwevs by LazyFatfuck69 April 19, 2021

showever 

A really long shower or a shower that will last forever. Usually taken when a person needs to think for a very long time about what somebody said to them or when you need to cry endlessly into the water drain.

Max: Send bobs and vagene pls.
Greg: Now that you've said that to me I need to take a showever.

Max: Is John still in the damn shower?
Greg: Yeah, he's been having that showever ever since FilthyFrank left youtube and-
John: WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME!?
Greg: I think we should give him time.

showever by Ur Mom a Gay May 5, 2018

shweves 

Shit what eves
Don't care , doesn't matter , I don't give a shit

Shit what eves shweves

shweves by Jarizla January 30, 2014

schwevs

The grump translation to the word “Whatever”

“Dude that girl just got killed by that monster horse cock”
“Schwevs”

schwevs by LazyFatfuck69 April 19, 2021

showever 

g2g take a really fast shower

Showever, I'll be at the club or roller derby in 15 minutes, see ya then.

showever by Mockie December 9, 2009

shhweet 

Something dat is so off-da-scale delightful dat you actually wanna "keep it hush-hush".

Examples of da four levels of "sweet":
1. "sweet" --- where a nice girl gives you a long gentle closely-clasping hug; occasionally whispering "snugglez" in each other's ears during da extended arms-around is optional, but makes said dreamily-satisfying embrace even more fulfilling.
2. "shweet" --- where you and da gal also give each other slow-'n'-deep back-rubz and shoulder-scrunchiez while you're standing wif your arms wrapped around each other; rocking back a bit periodically to exchange adoring smiles and tenderly kiss each other's lips is also optional, but again makes said mutually-clasping experience all da more delightful and satisfying.
3. "schweet" --- where you both shed yer upper garments and embrace topless; French-kissing and/or her rubbing yer warm fuzzy chest wif her soft ample boobs are also optional supplementary actions, but take da loving squeeze experience to a whole new level of "schweetness".
4. "shhweet" --- where you both discard ALL of your clothing before rushing headlong into each other's bear-hugging embrace, whereupon da excited gal eagerly "hikes up" and wraps her legs around your waist and you "do it" right there out in da open, totally disregarding da open-mouthed shock of any fellow-human observers who are staring at your wantonly-unfettered PDA-actions in wide-eyed disbelief. (No "optional" affectionate-gesture examples here, since you've already pretty much "run da entire gamut" by unabashedly having a public bouncy-bouncy.)

shhweet by QuacksO February 9, 2023