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schwevs
schwevs by LazyFatfuck69 April 19, 2021
showever
A really long shower or a shower that will last forever. Usually taken when a person needs to think for a very long time about what somebody said to them or when you need to cry endlessly into the water drain.
Max: Send bobs and vagene pls.
Greg: Now that you've said that to me I need to take a showever.
Max: Is John still in the damn shower?
Greg: Yeah, he's been having that showever ever since FilthyFrank left youtube and-
John: WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME!?
Greg: I think we should give him time.
Greg: Now that you've said that to me I need to take a showever.
Max: Is John still in the damn shower?
Greg: Yeah, he's been having that showever ever since FilthyFrank left youtube and-
John: WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME!?
Greg: I think we should give him time.
showever by Ur Mom a Gay May 5, 2018
shweves
schwevs
schwevs by LazyFatfuck69 April 19, 2021
shhweet
Examples of da four levels of "sweet":
1. "sweet" --- where a nice girl gives you a long gentle closely-clasping hug; occasionally whispering "snugglez" in each other's ears during da extended arms-around is optional, but makes said dreamily-satisfying embrace even more fulfilling.
2. "shweet" --- where you and da gal also give each other slow-'n'-deep back-rubz and shoulder-scrunchiez while you're standing wif your arms wrapped around each other; rocking back a bit periodically to exchange adoring smiles and tenderly kiss each other's lips is also optional, but again makes said mutually-clasping experience all da more delightful and satisfying.
3. "schweet" --- where you both shed yer upper garments and embrace topless; French-kissing and/or her rubbing yer warm fuzzy chest wif her soft ample boobs are also optional supplementary actions, but take da loving squeeze experience to a whole new level of "schweetness".
4. "shhweet" --- where you both discard ALL of your clothing before rushing headlong into each other's bear-hugging embrace, whereupon da excited gal eagerly "hikes up" and wraps her legs around your waist and you "do it" right there out in da open, totally disregarding da open-mouthed shock of any fellow-human observers who are staring at your wantonly-unfettered PDA-actions in wide-eyed disbelief. (No "optional" affectionate-gesture examples here, since you've already pretty much "run da entire gamut" by unabashedly having a public bouncy-bouncy.)
1. "sweet" --- where a nice girl gives you a long gentle closely-clasping hug; occasionally whispering "snugglez" in each other's ears during da extended arms-around is optional, but makes said dreamily-satisfying embrace even more fulfilling.
2. "shweet" --- where you and da gal also give each other slow-'n'-deep back-rubz and shoulder-scrunchiez while you're standing wif your arms wrapped around each other; rocking back a bit periodically to exchange adoring smiles and tenderly kiss each other's lips is also optional, but again makes said mutually-clasping experience all da more delightful and satisfying.
3. "schweet" --- where you both shed yer upper garments and embrace topless; French-kissing and/or her rubbing yer warm fuzzy chest wif her soft ample boobs are also optional supplementary actions, but take da loving squeeze experience to a whole new level of "schweetness".
4. "shhweet" --- where you both discard ALL of your clothing before rushing headlong into each other's bear-hugging embrace, whereupon da excited gal eagerly "hikes up" and wraps her legs around your waist and you "do it" right there out in da open, totally disregarding da open-mouthed shock of any fellow-human observers who are staring at your wantonly-unfettered PDA-actions in wide-eyed disbelief. (No "optional" affectionate-gesture examples here, since you've already pretty much "run da entire gamut" by unabashedly having a public bouncy-bouncy.)
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A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
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