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Something dat is so off-da-scale delightful dat you actually wanna "keep it hush-hush".
Examples of da four levels of "sweet":
1. "sweet" --- where a nice girl gives you a long gentle closely-clasping hug; occasionally whispering "snugglez" in each other's ears during da extended arms-around is optional, but makes said dreamily-satisfying embrace even more fulfilling.
2. "shweet" --- where you and da gal also give each other slow-'n'-deep back-rubz and shoulder-scrunchiez while you're standing wif your arms wrapped around each other; rocking back a bit periodically to exchange adoring smiles and tenderly kiss each other's lips is also optional, but again makes said mutually-clasping experience all da more delightful and satisfying.
3. "schweet" --- where you both shed yer upper garments and embrace topless; French-kissing and/or her rubbing yer warm fuzzy chest wif her soft ample boobs are also optional supplementary actions, but take da loving squeeze experience to a whole new level of "schweetness".
4. "shhweet" --- where you both discard ALL of your clothing before rushing headlong into each other's bear-hugging embrace, whereupon da excited gal eagerly "hikes up" and wraps her legs around your waist and you "do it" right there out in da open, totally disregarding da open-mouthed shock of any fellow-human observers who are staring at your wantonly-unfettered PDA-actions in wide-eyed disbelief. (No "optional" affectionate-gesture examples here, since you've already pretty much "run da entire gamut" by unabashedly having a public bouncy-bouncy.)
shhweet by QuacksO February 9, 2023
Words you can keep

Vanellope von Schweetz 

Vanellope von Schweetz is the deuteragonist of the Wreck-It Ralph franchise. She is a character from the arcade game Sugar Rush. Her signature kart is the Candy Kart. She is voiced by Sarah Silverman. Vanellope is a small and slender 9-year-old girl with fair skin, black ponytailed hair with candy on it, and hazel eyes. She wears a light teal-colored hoodie, brown pleated skirt, teal, white and purple socks, and black boots.
Known as "The Glitch," Vanellope von Schweetz is a pixelating programming mistake in the candy-coated kart-racing game Sugar Rush. With a racer's spirit embedded in her coding, Vanellope is determined to earn her place in the starting lineup among the other racers. Only problem: The other racers don't want her or her glitching in the game. Years of rejection have left Vanellope with a wicked sense of humor and a razor-sharp tongue. However, somewhere beneath that hard shell is a sweet center just waiting to be revealed.

Schweeterman 

- Yooo peep the sweeterman over there.
- Mans is too schweet, he's a schweeterman fam
Schweeterman by Schweeterman July 15, 2019
Dude, that is so schweet.
Schweet by W00erss January 3, 2003
Similar to "sweet" except it's spelled out the way I say it.
Suhweet, dude.
suhweet by MoonKnight December 5, 2002
Something "sweet" but even cooler then that!
dude, that song is totally shweet!
Shweet by JAIM3 October 22, 2006
A woman that uses a shewee for sexual gratification. A shewee is a portable urinary device for women of all ages which allows them to urninate standing up.
Sheweets mainly use the device to penetrate men and women during intercourse.
Jane fucked me in the ass with her shewee last night, I would never have guessed she was a sheweet!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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