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spleaser 

spleaser comes from the word splasher, and i hope u know exactly what a splasher is, if not... ohhhh boay!

this is a popular word among SG-gangmembers in Hamburg, Germany!

this word can be used in different contexts.

e.g.

-Ron you spleaser, what up? (in this sentence its used as an alternative to fucker, but in a good way)

-Jay's spleaser is the smallest! (here the person is referring to J's spaghetti in the pants)

-Your the biggest spleaser / you're such a spleaser (dumbass, mofo, douchebag)

-You tha splease Cris (baoss, the best, babo, king)

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Sometimes it also referrs to girls called Lisa and Elizabeth as in Spleaser and Espleaserbeth!

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other times it's simply a little bit of jizz
SG Spleaser Scheißa-Gang jizz
spleaser by baosman November 21, 2013

supleased 

to be surprised and pleased at the same time
she was supleased when she got an unexpected bonus.
supleased by Kyra Tangren October 6, 2008

Shplease 

When ernest tries to say shut up plz
Shplease open pshpishe
Shplease by Kingofafrica November 7, 2018

Surpleased 

getting a suprise that pleases you.
I was so surpleased to find out my exgirlfriend got in a car accident.
Surpleased by jonnyboxlick October 28, 2008
Yes please. Used in response to a question to remove the need for 2 words.
Q:Would you like a glass of water?
A: Splease!
splease by Sanocomblano September 17, 2007

Spleaser 

Originating from and a slang term for "splasher" - an expression made popular by Jerry B. Anderson.

A spleaser (or splasher) is a (typically male) person that has the "Schalk im Nacken" and knows exactly how to attract people from the opposite sex (typically women). You will typically come across spleasers in groups of 3 - 6 individuals. Although general appearance can widely vary, a spleaser's most notable characteristics are chirping others, smooth dance moves, noteworthy intellect, baller attitude and a general overdose of swag.
Woah, did you see that dude making a move on that bird? He's a true spleaser!
Spleaser by nmn104 April 11, 2019
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