spleaser 

spleaser comes from the word splasher, and i hope u know exactly what a splasher is, if not... ohhhh boay!

this is a popular word among SG-gangmembers in Hamburg, Germany!

this word can be used in different contexts.

e.g.

-Ron you spleaser, what up? (in this sentence its used as an alternative to fucker, but in a good way)

-Jay's spleaser is the smallest! (here the person is referring to J's spaghetti in the pants)

-Your the biggest spleaser / you're such a spleaser (dumbass, mofo, douchebag)

-You tha splease Cris (baoss, the best, babo, king)

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Sometimes it also referrs to girls called Lisa and Elizabeth as in Spleaser and Espleaserbeth!

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other times it's simply a little bit of jizz

SG Spleaser Scheißa-Gang jizz

spleaser by baosman November 21, 2013

Spleaser 

Originating from and a slang term for "splasher" - an expression made popular by Jerry B. Anderson.

A spleaser (or splasher) is a (typically male) person that has the "Schalk im Nacken" and knows exactly how to attract people from the opposite sex (typically women). You will typically come across spleasers in groups of 3 - 6 individuals. Although general appearance can widely vary, a spleaser's most notable characteristics are chirping others, smooth dance moves, noteworthy intellect, baller attitude and a general overdose of swag.

Woah, did you see that dude making a move on that bird? He's a true spleaser!

Spleaser by nmn104 April 11, 2019

People's pleaser 

Someone who's always nice, helpful and a basic moral support for just about anyone. Suppresses his (or her) own needs in order to please or satisfy (the needs of) others. The people's pleaser won't bother you with his or her own needs and problems, as this person is too keen on helping out others.

Great danger of being used (in the negative way)!!

In fact this is what girls should look for in a guy when looking for proper/stable "relationship material" (I guess), however, in some way this hardly ever results in a woman being either physically or sexually attracted. A people's pleaser is more likely to be put in the friends zone straight away, without even being considered dating material. Obviously this also works the other way around, where the girl is in the pleaser's role. But, as a fact, guys won't put the "pleaser" girls in a confined area called the friends zone as easily as girls would.

Closely related to being a nice guy, and unfortunately is as probable to lead to one-sided relationships. Where all the empathy and consideration comes merely from the people's pleaser, and for the good of the other person.

"Harry is suchs a nice guy, he's just a people's pleaser."

"Thanks for helping me out again, Mary, as always, you are too kind!"

After dating a girl for a while, she might tell you that:
"You're too good for me, you're such a people's pleaser. I see you as a friend/brother, rather than someone I'm physically or sexually attracted to."

People's pleaser by Modyg December 23, 2011

splaser 

A compound word formed from the words Spartan and Laser.
Used when talking about the Spartan Laser weapon in Halo 3.

"Man, you just got owned by that guy with the splaser"

splaser by Skitchy November 20, 2007

splease 

Yes please. Used in response to a question to remove the need for 2 words.

Q:Would you like a glass of water?
A: Splease!

splease by Sanocomblano September 17, 2007

Spleater 

Someone whom often thinks they can fly, only to fall off of buildings and land on pigeons.

Did you hear about Jenny? That spleater jumped off the Empire State building....Those poor pigeons!

Spleater by Jenn Jennifer January 1, 2008