shiptease

When you order something from a online market like amazon.com and the status of your order is in the "Not shipped yet" or "Shipping soon" stage for what seems to be an extremely long period of time.

Guy1: Dude I order my Xbox 360 from amazon.com 3 days ago and it hasn't even been shipped yet.

Guy2: Wow what a shiptease.

by CaptainGarbage January 21, 2011

shitcase

a suitcase filled with useless items due to the person not being able to choose what she/he will need for traveling and packs everything he/she finds hoping they wont have left anything out

Oh man, I didnt know what to pack so I just brought my shitcase!

by checheishere May 14, 2011

chiptease

When you buy a bag of chips thinking that it will be full of chips but when you open the bag it's barely full.

I bought a bag of chips out of the vending machine and there was only 5 chips in the bag, what a Chiptease!

by catrap August 4, 2011

Shiteatery

A combination of stupidity, incompetence and irritation that applies to a person or group of people’s actions.

I’ve had just about enough of the school’s shiteatery.

Sophie’s constant sucking up to the teacher is just pure shiteatery.

by Ihmissusi January 12, 2022

striptease

The art of seductively removing ones clothing to provide pleasure/entertainment for other(s).

I did a striptease for my sisters fiance the night of his bachelor party.

by Belinda November 5, 2004

scriptease

Excessive sexual tension without the eventual sex within a book or film.

Jane Austen was a scriptease artist. All that drama and for what? It's not like they're going to DO anything to one another; the English upper class reproduced through division back then, like amoeba.

by Scheherazade October 2, 2007

Shiteatery

A combination of stupidity, incompetence and irritation that applies to a person or group of people’s actions.

I’ve had just about enough of the school’s shiteatery.

Sophie’s constant sucking up to the teacher is just pure shiteatery.

by Ihmissusi January 12, 2022