Shattoed

When one whom takes a dime piece home and gets cock blocked by her brother.

Me: dude you hit a home run last night?
Seth: no I got shattoed

by Deekdel July 25, 2016

Shaftoed

(Adj, verb)
To drink in such volumes as to be an absolute bloody mess.

We had been on the goon for a while and were absolutely shaftoed.

by Goonlover98 January 3, 2019

Twisted Fuckin Shatted Shitfaced Retadded

The absolute highest rating of drunkeness; any drunker will result in severe brain damage, blindness, and the possibility of death. The person in this state speaks ever so retardedly, has no balance whatsoever, and has pissed and/or shat themselves repeatedly. When/if the person sobers up completely, they will have no recollection of the previous night and their brain will erase knowledge of their grandmothers second cousins sisters maiden name.

Josmar was twisted fuckin shatted shitfaced retadded last night, giving everyone laughs and great fear that he may die right in front of them.

by RJ Wells December 12, 2006

Shatted

Owned. The word you utter when you've just been completely rocked.

The word is basically a mix of Shattered & Shitted, meaning you've been shot down or beaten, or just plain fucked over.

The example will help more.

Random Dude: Holy Fuck! My house just burnt down, and i lost my wife and kids in it! Oh my god my life is shitty! i just lost my job and car, and now my house and family!

Bettsy: Shatted....

or

B Rad: *Playing Battlefield 2* Fuck! i was seconds from locking on that F-18 and some fucker brought me down with an AAV
Dugong: Shatted...

by Bettsy@Tnnm September 8, 2007

Shatted

When someone shitted real hard on something.

To OD (overdo it), to kill it

Yo, he has to be the winner of the freestyle competition...he shatted on his verse.

That chick shatted on every other girls' looks that nite. Did you see what she was wearing??

by Juanita4ev December 28, 2005

shatted

a. to have been done wrong upon.
Also: b. alteration to the word shat (past tense to the word shit)

For example, say if one of your buddies comes over and begins to hang out with you for the night with a couple other people, then leaves, with a full drink still left to drink, then you have been shatted.

You have been shatted upon.

by Larry R. Wendel October 24, 2004

shatteed

shitfaced, drunk-on-your-ass (arse), stumbling drunk,

hope everyone had a good nite; just got home this minute, am absolutely shatteed... lol nite all

by eagle25000 August 29, 2011