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Shaftoed
Shaftoed by Goonlover98 January 3, 2019
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Twisted Fuckin Shatted Shitfaced Retadded
The absolute highest rating of drunkeness; any drunker will result in severe brain damage, blindness, and the possibility of death. The person in this state speaks ever so retardedly, has no balance whatsoever, and has pissed and/or shat themselves repeatedly. When/if the person sobers up completely, they will have no recollection of the previous night and their brain will erase knowledge of their grandmothers second cousins sisters maiden name.
Josmar was twisted fuckin shatted shitfaced retadded last night, giving everyone laughs and great fear that he may die right in front of them.
Twisted Fuckin Shatted Shitfaced Retadded by RJ Wells December 12, 2006
Shatted
Owned. The word you utter when you've just been completely rocked.
The word is basically a mix of Shattered & Shitted, meaning you've been shot down or beaten, or just plain fucked over.
The example will help more.
The word is basically a mix of Shattered & Shitted, meaning you've been shot down or beaten, or just plain fucked over.
The example will help more.
Random Dude: Holy Fuck! My house just burnt down, and i lost my wife and kids in it! Oh my god my life is shitty! i just lost my job and car, and now my house and family!
Bettsy: Shatted....
or
B Rad: *Playing Battlefield 2* Fuck! i was seconds from locking on that F-18 and some fucker brought me down with an AAV
Dugong: Shatted...
Bettsy: Shatted....
or
B Rad: *Playing Battlefield 2* Fuck! i was seconds from locking on that F-18 and some fucker brought me down with an AAV
Dugong: Shatted...
Shatted by Bettsy@Tnnm September 8, 2007
Shatted
Yo, he has to be the winner of the freestyle competition...he shatted on his verse.
That chick shatted on every other girls' looks that nite. Did you see what she was wearing??
That chick shatted on every other girls' looks that nite. Did you see what she was wearing??
Shatted by Juanita4ev December 28, 2005
shatted
For example, say if one of your buddies comes over and begins to hang out with you for the night with a couple other people, then leaves, with a full drink still left to drink, then you have been shatted.
You have been shatted upon.
You have been shatted upon.
shatted by Larry R. Wendel October 24, 2004
shatteed
shatteed by eagle25000 August 29, 2011
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