Shartn't

When you gamble on a fart, assume that you've lost the gamble but in fact won

I thought I needed new shorts but I shartn't

Shartn't by ZeilViridis August 16, 2025

Smartn’t 

Not smart. A conjunction of “smart” and “not”

John: Ben is stupid.
Max: So he’s smartn’t.

John: What?

Smartn’t by Vatsug777 January 30, 2022

Sharkn’t 

Something that is in fact, not a shark.

This wall is sharkn’t.

Sharkn’t by player_catra August 28, 2021

ur smartn't 

to tell someone that someone is dumb

ur smartn't
you mean dumb?
no, smartn't
what

ur smartn't by owotsu November 9, 2020

Shart Tea 

Shart Tea is made by aquiring freshly sharted panties from your desired female and using the contents to brew your Shart Tea. Some folks lay the gusset of the panties, isolating said shart, over the desired receptical using previously boiled water to pour through the shart. Steep to desired strength.

Bro 1: Dude would you drink her Shart Tea?
Bro 2: uh, yeah dude

Shart Tea by Merlin Cherry January 10, 2017

Shart Tampon

A wad of toilet paper or an an old sock stuffed into the back of one's underwear to curb the effects of chronic sharting.

I farted hot liquid into my underwear. What i need to do now that i'm cleaned up is use a Shart Tampon.

Shart Tampon by Herman P. Willis November 5, 2008

sharty tarts 

Code for "time out, I quit, no restarts"... to proclaim you won't do something

Friend's mother: "Someone take the trash out"
You: "Sharty tarts"

sharty tarts by chedderbobyoass December 3, 2016