When a kid poops in the bath tub and runs around screaming and trying to avoid the turd as if it were a shark.
My two-year-old shart tanked our jacuzzi tub last night so I have to pick up some bleach on the way home from work.
by Slerotin August 27, 2013
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A conference room inhabited by substandard corporate executives. Etymology: Shark Tank
“The executive team is stinking up the shart tank to review quarterly results.”

“Back to the shart tank to give a marketing presentation.”
by Wordy Word February 27, 2021
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A small space containing over a tsp of liquid flatulence...
Luckily my shart tank held out against those brown pointers otherwise I would have been a goner!
by Mr. Tassie Tuna March 20, 2022
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When a less than optimal deal is presented and you take it because your don’t know shit
Dude got Shart Tanked by that con man on the tv last night
by angeloregon August 1, 2021
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