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ur smartn't
ur smartn't by owotsu November 9, 2020
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Smortn't
The action of being stupid...but faster and is a way to insult someone "nicely". People can use this freely. Also for smart a$$ people this term is used frequently. This works on dumb people and they will think you're joking around with your pronunciation of smart.
Smortn't by Commander Smortn't October 31, 2020
smarn't
"So lemme demonstrate, I found a better way to tie my shoes, first you make a knot, and then you make a knot, and then you make a knot, and then you make a knot, and then you make a knot, and then you make a knot, and then you make a knot, and then you make a knot, aren't I a genius?".
"Yeah that's pretty smarn't man, nice,"
"Thanks man!"
"Yeah that's pretty smarn't man, nice,"
"Thanks man!"
smarn't by Tony_Pepporoni February 18, 2024
Shartn't
Shartn't by ZeilViridis August 16, 2025
REAL SMART CAN'T
I admit so badly I want to teach but for some reason REAL SMART CANT does not accept REAL SMART CAN'T PEDOPHILE.
REAL SMART CAN'T by NOTHING BUTT BPM August 20, 2021
T.S.D. (Too smart Disease)
Caused by overworking the Central nervous system of the brain. Eventually certain parts of the body start to shut down, usually starting with the left foot and working its way up the body. Although T.S.D. is very rare, there have been 37 recorded deaths.
Stephen Hawkings is the most well known person who suffers from T.S.D. (Too smart Disease) Another well know case was Franklin Roosevelt
T.S.D. (Too smart Disease) by The Golden Fish June 30, 2010
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