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When you gamble on a fart, assume that you've lost the gamble but in fact won
I thought I needed new shorts but I shartn't
Shartn't by ZeilViridis August 16, 2025

Wouldn't shout if a shark bit him 

Description of a freeloader.
'To shout' is to buy someone a drink in Australia.
Wayne: 'Is it just me or does Jason go to the dunny whenever it's his round'
Bruce: 'Nah, that c*** wouldn't shout if a shark bit him!'

Bull Shark Testosterone 

Bull Shark Testosterone or "BST" is overpowered shit in Grand Theft Auto Online used mainly by people who are shit at the game. It gives you double damage and health for 60 seconds. It also makes basically every weapon in the game 1-2 shot kill. Literally the best idea Rockstar has come up with.
GTA Online Player #1: "Dude I shot this guy like 25 times and he kills me one shot. WTF?!"

GTA Online Player #2: "He is using Bull Shark Testosterone dumbass."

GTA Online Player #1: "FUCK!"
Bull Shark Testosterone by Aemuli September 18, 2018

Shark-talker 

n.
A person who needs to engage in continuous conversation, most specifically conversation in which they are the primary contributor for fear of death upon stopping. I.E. as a shark must keep swimming to keep from drowning.
Man, what a shark-talker, she just won't shut up!
Shark-talker by WeebSurfer November 29, 2011

Mud Shark Trophy 

A child of mixed race who has resulted from the often-unmarried union of a caucasian Mud Shark and a negroid Baby Daddy.
That white woman's half-black child who is following her around WalMart is her Mud Shark Trophy.
Mud Shark Trophy by CycloSarin July 18, 2010

shark therapy 

A highly successful psychotherapy technique that requires only one “session” during which a person comes close to being eviscerated by a great white, but is allowed to escape unharmed.
I tried shark therapy because it’s more experiential and doesn’t require you to talk or have insight; you just feel really great when it’s all over!
shark therapy by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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