Sharock 

When someone just looks so good you want to stare at them for hours and munch on them and get a cuteness aggression overload

My man is always looking so sharock

Sharock by darealestmiah August 3, 2025

Shrock 

An Ogre Cock.

Karl enjoys praying to shrek whilst caressing his shrock.

Shrock by Onions111345 November 25, 2013

shabockle 

Noun: A SFW alternative for "shit show"

(1) A mess of events, details, or plans usually caused by trying to organize 6 or more people

(2) A tangled process, usually leading one to say to themselves "what a fucking shit show"

Synonyms: Shit show, cluster fuck, fiasco, debacle

We're trying to get 6 friends together for a weekend at the cabin. You know how much of a shabockle that can be.

shabockle by agroots January 6, 2014

Shamrock Shower

Urinating on a sexual partner during intercourse after ingesting large amounts of asparagus

Yo! I gave that bitch a shamrock shower like a muther fucker!

Shamrock Shower by opeake April 12, 2011

woah shamrock 

After the viral video of the same name where a racehorse bolts off with an inexperienced rider on board: A feeling of being totally out of control in a dangerous situation where the only certain outcome is that it's not going to end well.

Halfway round the roller coaster ride I freaked out and was like "Woah Shamrock!"

woah shamrock by ChesterChes May 14, 2017

Shamrock Shit

The resulting green poop of a delicious limited time only Shamrock Shake from McDonalds .

Wow my poop was so green today; must've been a Shamrock Shit.

Shamrock Shit by MichelleS February 29, 2008

shamockery 

Sham + Mockery = Shamockery

- not only false, but scornfully contemptuous in it's incorrectness.

Daniel wasn't even a magician, in fact his performance was a shamockery to magic itself!

shamockery by Darkko August 12, 2005