Definitions by opeake

Columbus Softserve 

During sexual intercourse one partner feels the need to swirl a twirl of dedication on their lovers buttocks.

Oh my god. My B’Yotch dropped a Columbus Softserve on my ass last night!! WTH?!

Columbus Softserve by opeake January 18, 2020

Shamrock Shower

Urinating on a sexual partner during intercourse after ingesting large amounts of asparagus

Yo! I gave that bitch a shamrock shower like a muther fucker!

Shamrock Shower by opeake April 12, 2011