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Definitions by opeake

Columbus Softserve 

During sexual intercourse one partner feels the need to swirl a twirl of dedication on their lovers buttocks.
Oh my god. My B’Yotch dropped a Columbus Softserve on my ass last night!! WTH?!
Columbus Softserve by opeake January 18, 2020

Shamrock Shower

Urinating on a sexual partner during intercourse after ingesting large amounts of asparagus
Yo! I gave that bitch a shamrock shower like a muther fucker!
Shamrock Shower by opeake April 12, 2011