shabockle 

Noun: A SFW alternative for "shit show"

(1) A mess of events, details, or plans usually caused by trying to organize 6 or more people

(2) A tangled process, usually leading one to say to themselves "what a fucking shit show"

Synonyms: Shit show, cluster fuck, fiasco, debacle

We're trying to get 6 friends together for a weekend at the cabin. You know how much of a shabockle that can be.

shabockle by agroots January 6, 2014

Shabockle 

Noun: A trend, usually one pertaining to one person.
(1) A hobby or interest, typically subject to frequent change.

(2) A vice or pattern of behavior that is usually short lived.
Synonyms: Enterprise, Vice, Habit, hobby, etc.

My latest shabockle is collecting stamps or My latest shabockle is painting. It can also be used to define a habit or interest.

Shabockle by Joshua Gerardi November 5, 2005

shaolin shackles 

Unintentionally getting your pubic hair caught, snagged or stuck in a zipper while zipping up your pants or shorts.

The hippy chick that never shaves or grooms herself has the shaolin shackles and now needs a pair of scissors to free her pubic hair from the shorts she is wearing.

shaolin shackles by Reno/flex March 21, 2015

New chains , same shackles 

New chains means that you changed as a person , same shackles means that you still have (problems , depression ect) and that nearly nothing changed , you still feel as you did before the "new chains".

New chains , same shackles (song by $uicideboy$)

New chains , same shackles by Pseudonymuz July 4, 2020

Rusty Shackleford

Alias used by the government paranoid Dale Gribble, Hank Hill's friend on the animated series 'King of the Hill'. He also claims to own Shackleford's birth certificate.

"No, wait! Rusty Shackleford wants a pizza!" - Dale Gribble

Rusty Shackleford by AngeFaitore November 13, 2004

finger shackle

Wedding band or ring

Dude.....check out that hot girl over there. Oh yeah, forgot that you have a finger shackle on.

finger shackle by coldwar September 18, 2010

Shackles 

When a friend is so deep in a relationship he is considered to be "locked up"

Cris: "Yo why wasn't John Michael invited?"
Nick: "Cause he's probably out with Emily again."
Michael: "That man is in shackles."

Shackles by ChickenFDC February 16, 2018