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shamrocked

Adj. Fucked; hosed; screwed. To have been dealt a low blow by someone. To be "shamrocked" is to be in very dire circumstances indeed, cf. shamrock.

(Origin: Shamrock Towing, a highly unethical company operating in the vicinity of Columbus, Ohio)
Dave talked trash to the wrong folks, and now his ass is shamrocked.

If you haven't dropped Differential Equations by the May 1 deadline, and you've flunked all the exams...all I can say is, "you're shamrocked, big fella!"

Twamley was feeling mighty shamrocked after he had to pay the towing company $45 for an illegal half-drop.
shamrocked by Carl Willis April 27, 2004
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shamrocked

when someone goes over the top in trying to show their irish pride. most often used to describe people of irish ancestory trying to show their "irish-ness" on St. Patricks Day
Guy One: Dude all these people look the same at this St. Patricks Day parade with their Guiness Hats, IRA T-Shirts, and lepercaun pants.

Guy Two: Yeah dude they're all totally Shamrocked!
shamrocked by M. Harty December 6, 2006

Shamrocked

when you get so stoned off that green leaf on saint pattys day.
Im getting sooooo shamrocked after work.
Shamrocked by GangaGod March 17, 2017

Shamrocked

When a person leaves a place, usually a party or social gathering, without giving proper goodbyes to the people he was with. Usually due to a high level of intoxication.
Does anyone know where Spencer is?
He said he was going to the bathroom, but I think he totally just shamrocked us!
Shamrocked by Nickle Bags February 4, 2009

ShamRocked

Getting stoned and fucKing on ST. Padys day
I ShamRocked Becky last night

shitrocked 

A shortening of the phrase He/She got His/Her shit rocked. Meaning to get hit amazingly hard, or to be beaten bad in a sport or fight.
Did you see that kid get hit? He got shitrocked!
shitrocked by Romanick October 16, 2007

Shamrock Shower

Urinating on a sexual partner during intercourse after ingesting large amounts of asparagus
Yo! I gave that bitch a shamrock shower like a muther fucker!
Shamrock Shower by opeake April 12, 2011
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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