Shark4U

The slayer of baby carrots, creator of virgins, its shark!
shar!
Now leave me alone hemorrhoid!

bitch don't fuck with me.i'll cut off your fucking dick and eat you in front of your family, but before that i'll force you into the cage of my no.1 sex slave, klawz like the pathetic virgin you are for I am Shark4U the slayer of dicks!

Shark4U by Shark4U July 16, 2020

Sharkuntie 

A cunt that spy's on people thinking she's Invisible, but in reality. She sticks out like a sharks fin.

Girl A: "did you here about (name here)"

Girl B: "yeah, she's sharkuntie AF"
Girl A: "I KNOW RIGHT !"

Sharkuntie by This is Hady March 12, 2016

sharkpunch 

A one-man joke hardcore band who writes about straightedge kids, yelling at his mom, being dinosaur brocore, and eating taco bell.

Have you heard that tight song Dinocore by Sharkpunch? It makes my nuts jiggle.

sharkpunch by Brocore June 12, 2006

sharkussy

the fishiest of shark sex

My bestfriend had some sharkussy the other night!

sharkussy by Dr. Pepper Stepper April 14, 2022

sharkus

A special kind of land shark. Commonly found in Germany and the Indian subcontinent.

No relation to Left Shark.

*theme tune plays, and Sharkus emerges fin-first from the gloom*
Sharkus: (singing) Sharkusssssss!
Woman: Dear god, it's Sharkus!

sharkus by TheSkin June 17, 2016

Sharkuru 

A person who religiously watches Shark Week on the Discovery Channel every August, and therefore contains a multitude of knowledge about various species of sharks.

I thought I knew a lot about sharks, but that guy David is a sharkuru!

Sharkuru by mikewho311 November 16, 2012

Sharkpup

Sharkpups are fictional shark-doggo inspired creatures which are typically extremely cute. Mainly refers to the critter also known as Vress, designed by the artist of the same name.

Sharkpups are cute, inquisitive creatures who tend to get themselves into little spots of trouble, but are always forgiven for their adorableness, sweet nature, and loving personalities.

A sharkpup is happiest exploring the world around it, cuddling with somebody, or nibbling on snacks (especially tuna and pb&j treats).

“That sharkpup is so adorable!”

“Oh, what have you gotten yourself into this time sharkpup?”

Sharkpup by Tuckerdidit January 10, 2020