Shark4U

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The slayer of baby carrots, creator of virgins, its shark!
shar!
Now leave me alone hemorrhoid!

bitch don't fuck with me.i'll cut off your fucking dick and eat you in front of your family, but before that i'll force you into the cage of my no.1 sex slave, klawz like the pathetic virgin you are for I am Shark4U the slayer of dicks!

Shark4U by Shark4U July 16, 2020

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Sharkuntie

A cunt that spy's on people thinking she's Invisible, but in reality. She sticks out like a sharks fin.

Girl A: "did you here about (name here)"

Girl B: "yeah, she's sharkuntie AF"
Girl A: "I KNOW RIGHT !"

Sharkuntie by This is Hady March 12, 2016

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Shark4U • sharkpunch • sharkus • sharkussy • Shark463 • Sharkbucks • sharkcuterie • Sharkduck • Sharkfucking • sharkgun

sharkpunch

A one-man joke hardcore band who writes about straightedge kids, yelling at his mom, being dinosaur brocore, and eating taco bell.

Have you heard that tight song Dinocore by Sharkpunch? It makes my nuts jiggle.

sharkpunch by Brocore June 12, 2006

sharkussy

the fishiest of shark sex

My bestfriend had some sharkussy the other night!

sharkussy by Dr. Pepper Stepper April 14, 2022

sharkus

A special kind of land shark. Commonly found in Germany and the Indian subcontinent.

No relation to Left Shark.

*theme tune plays, and Sharkus emerges fin-first from the gloom*
Sharkus: (singing) Sharkusssssss!
Woman: Dear god, it's Sharkus!

sharkus by TheSkin June 17, 2016

Sharkuru

A person who religiously watches Shark Week on the Discovery Channel every August, and therefore contains a multitude of knowledge about various species of sharks.

I thought I knew a lot about sharks, but that guy David is a sharkuru!

Sharkuru by mikewho311 November 16, 2012

Sharkpup

Sharkpups are fictional shark-doggo inspired creatures which are typically extremely cute. Mainly refers to the critter also known as Vress, designed by the artist of the same name.

Sharkpups are cute, inquisitive creatures who tend to get themselves into little spots of trouble, but are always forgiven for their adorableness, sweet nature, and loving personalities.

A sharkpup is happiest exploring the world around it, cuddling with somebody, or nibbling on snacks (especially tuna and pb&j treats).

“That sharkpup is so adorable!”

“Oh, what have you gotten yourself into this time sharkpup?”

Sharkpup by Tuckerdidit January 10, 2020

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026