Sharkfucking 

Sharkfucking is basically a stronger version of the adjective 'motherfucking'. As a result, it means just about everything, and can be added to a sentence as a sign of respect, awe, terror, disgust, hatred or truly any strong emotion.

I'm had it with these sharkfucking snakes on this sharkfucking plane!

Sharkfucking by elliottthomas February 26, 2009

Sharkjacking 

An extreme sport of which the object is to masturbate a shark, the greatest achievement possible being an ejaculation by a Great White Shark. One participant ties raw meat onto his/her ankles and swims near the shore to lure in the animal where three others wait. When the shark approaches, the three sleepers wrestle the shark into submission and the "baiter" manually stimulates the shark. Upon ejaculation it is important that the team clears the area as quickly as possible because post-orgasm behavior of sharks is often erratic and the chance of participant injury is increased due to close proximity.

This sport can be played by a team of more than four, but traditional Sharkjacking is done with a team of four.

"Nothing like a game of Sharkjacking in the morning to get the blood flowing, eh boys?" --Chris Kahn of the Starship Enterprise

Sharkjacking by QuadkilleR June 23, 2006

starfucking 

Slightly raunchier synonym for namedropping.

If you want to indulge in starfucking with Washington insiders, Washington Wizards games are where it's at.

starfucking by ilk June 3, 2004

Shark Fucking Day 

Shark Fucking Day is on March 4

Happy Shark Fucking Day Joey.

Shark Fucking Day by Jacquesolantern March 4, 2022