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Sharkjacking 

An extreme sport of which the object is to masturbate a shark, the greatest achievement possible being an ejaculation by a Great White Shark. One participant ties raw meat onto his/her ankles and swims near the shore to lure in the animal where three others wait. When the shark approaches, the three sleepers wrestle the shark into submission and the "baiter" manually stimulates the shark. Upon ejaculation it is important that the team clears the area as quickly as possible because post-orgasm behavior of sharks is often erratic and the chance of participant injury is increased due to close proximity.

This sport can be played by a team of more than four, but traditional Sharkjacking is done with a team of four.
"Nothing like a game of Sharkjacking in the morning to get the blood flowing, eh boys?" --Chris Kahn of the Starship Enterprise
Sharkjacking by QuadkilleR June 23, 2006

shartsuckler 

One (also known as a shuckler or a suckleshart) commonly refers to a crumping twat who looks dauncy in their best fit and is an outspeckle in their best achievements.
A shartsuckler often speaks utter fucking nonsense out of their stupid greasey yawmagorp and faffs around for god knows what at every given moment.
"Take a look at that slimy limpsy fuck. I bet he's right up a shartsuckler, isn't he?"
shartsuckler by The ROCK! March 12, 2023
To get what one deserves and blame it on misfortune
Shackluck - to hike up a glacier In Sandals and complain that ones feet hurt.
Shackluck by Mr A Stanley August 23, 2006

sharkicklester

The sharkicklester is a creature that was created by the live twitch chat on of the premier of the first episode of Generation Loss (an interactive live horror comedy) titled, The spirit of the Cabin, witch was created by the content creator Ranboo.
"You cut thorough my wall! You face the wrath of my sharkicklester!"

Sharkfucking 

Sharkfucking is basically a stronger version of the adjective 'motherfucking'. As a result, it means just about everything, and can be added to a sentence as a sign of respect, awe, terror, disgust, hatred or truly any strong emotion.
I'm had it with these sharkfucking snakes on this sharkfucking plane!
Sharkfucking by elliottthomas February 26, 2009

shackdackle 

To totally mess up or tweak in a painful way, usually while attempting a move one lacks the skills to successfully complete.

See dillet
"Nyaaaahahhh, you shackdackled your dillet!"
Response: "Shut up. It's not funny."
Reply: "Nyaaaahahhh"
(sound of a fist hitting flesh)
shackdackle by cheddy October 5, 2004