Sharkuru

A person who religiously watches Shark Week on the Discovery Channel every August, and therefore contains a multitude of knowledge about various species of sharks.

I thought I knew a lot about sharks, but that guy David is a sharkuru!

by mikewho311 November 16, 2012

Sharkurity

Security which serves no purpose other that to keep those who manage it employed.

1) This sharkurity team give me the shits!
2) This sharkutiry is a waste of everyones time

by secritic March 8, 2010