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Sharehouse 

A place to live if you want to encounter selfish and inconsiderate strangers who make loud noises at any hour of the night, don’t do any cleaning, hog the kitchen and living room, will be on phone calls all hours of the night, make mess and expect you to clean it, will use the couch as their personal clothing line, steal your milk and have their drunk friends running around the house naked. The other occupants apparently don’t know the definition of the word share
Living with my family can be so annoying sometimes”
“Well it’s a lot better than living in a sharehouse”
“That’s true”
Sharehouse by kfcftw January 9, 2019
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share house 

A house where two or more unrelated people pay rent to live.
I lived in a share house in Paramatta for a few years but got tired of cleaning up my roommates' messes.
share house by Wapt August 28, 2009

safehouse 

A property, seemingly normal, that is actually owned by a large corporation or goverment. It is used to house people "under fire" until the heat goes away.
"I need to get to a safehouse"
safehouse by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

snakehouse 

It's the gent's toilet.
Hold my drink I am off to the snakehouse.
snakehouse by Graham_ September 14, 2006

emotional shareholder 

Someone that is devoted to their sports team. They are sad when the team losses, happy when they win. Their mood depends on their team's status.
Nicole: We made it to the playoffs!! Hopefully we can make it to the World Series!

Josh: I hate people that refer to their sports team as “we.” It’s only appropriate if you are a shareholder.

Nicole: I am a shareholder. I am an emotional shareholder.

Caitlin: Ooh. She got you there, Josh.
emotional shareholder by NicoleLF January 12, 2009

Safehouse 

A place you go to get away from danger. Preferably in war or war games. Safehouses are especially good if re-enforced.
Me and my cousin were playing Boxhead and we decided to make a safehouse.
Safehouse by Matt-24 March 22, 2008

Revenue Shareholder 

A revenue shareholder receives a portion of a company's revenue directly proportionate to the quantity of shares owned; 1% ownership pays 1% of the total net revenue.

The phrased was originally coined by NaturThink when they developed a new kind of business structured around joint ownership with shareholders participating as board members influencing the direction of the company with online votes.

No more greedy executives voting for hefty bonuses and umbrella parachutes
As a revenue shareholder I received 10% of the company's profits.
Revenue Shareholder by intentions101 November 18, 2011