shehoused 

Another term for being "drunk off your ass."

"Dude, I was totally shehoused last night."

"Let's get shehoused!"

shehoused by K&R April 24, 2008

Shithoused

The next level beyond being just drunk. A state of complete and utter stupidity.

Hey man, you were so shithoused last night you burned your house down.

Shithoused by Alcoholism September 16, 2004

Shithoused

When so called big (football/soccer) teams get beat by small teams like Preston (North End), when everyone knows they should be beating #teamslikePreston

"You've been shithoused"

Shithoused by Fog916 December 13, 2018

shithoused

drunk out of your mind

I'm so shithoused I don't even remember my name!

shithoused by Lindzy August 1, 2003

shithoused

really, really drunk

I can't drive right now because I drank twelve beers and I'm shithoused.

shithoused by RobB December 1, 2002

shmoused 

To be loved up; to have your shmouse with you and be shnuggly with him/her.

I laid my tired body down on the sofa and was SHMOUSED by the cat.

I love my little Shmousie
Shmousie's what I love to eat
Bite theys little heads off
Nibble on theys tiny feet.

shmoused by Cherry Nelsonic May 23, 2005

shithoused

simply two words...fuckin DRUUUUUUNNKKKKK

waking up in somebodys bed next to a ugly chick covered in puke...dam son you were shithoused

shithoused by aaron (shithoused) shap. June 2, 2006