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Sharehouse 

A place to live if you want to encounter selfish and inconsiderate strangers who make loud noises at any hour of the night, don’t do any cleaning, hog the kitchen and living room, will be on phone calls all hours of the night, make mess and expect you to clean it, will use the couch as their personal clothing line, steal your milk and have their drunk friends running around the house naked. The other occupants apparently don’t know the definition of the word share
“Living with my family can be so annoying sometimes
“Well it’s a lot better than living in a sharehouse”
“That’s true”
Sharehouse by kfcftw January 9, 2019

emotional shareholder 

Someone that is devoted to their sports team. They are sad when the team losses, happy when they win. Their mood depends on their team's status.
Nicole: We made it to the playoffs!! Hopefully we can make it to the World Series!

Josh: I hate people that refer to their sports team as “we.” It’s only appropriate if you are a shareholder.

Nicole: I am a shareholder. I am an emotional shareholder.

Caitlin: Ooh. She got you there, Josh.
emotional shareholder by NicoleLF January 12, 2009

Revenue Shareholder 

A revenue shareholder receives a portion of a company's revenue directly proportionate to the quantity of shares owned; 1% ownership pays 1% of the total net revenue.

The phrased was originally coined by NaturThink when they developed a new kind of business structured around joint ownership with shareholders participating as board members influencing the direction of the company with online votes.

No more greedy executives voting for hefty bonuses and umbrella parachutes
As a revenue shareholder I received 10% of the company's profits.
Revenue Shareholder by intentions101 November 18, 2011
An exclamation used when 'awesome' just isn't enough.

A portmanteau of "Shit that's awesome".
Nathan "Lucy is staying in Brisbane? Shawesome."
shawesome by lolsroyce November 30, 2009

sharefume 

When one uses so much perfume that a cloud surrounds them, sharing their perfume with the whole world and their three nephews
That sex in the city bitch's sharefume made me dizzy. So much I almost fainted.
sharefume by Localmuppet March 12, 2011

Sharewhore 

Basically the same as Like Whore, but instead of the Like, there's the Share.
Post: Share this if you love God, Ignore if you want to go to hell.
User: What a sharewhore.
Sharewhore by TheMaster001 August 5, 2013