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Definitions by NicoleLF

officeitis 

When you are sick of your office and everyone in it. Everything makes you want to scream and everybody gets on your nerves.
Sally: And look at this picture of him in his baseball hat! Isn't it precious?

Dara: It really is.

Nicole (overhearing this conversation in the next cubical): Ugh, ladies, weren't y'all talking about that same photo yesterday, and the day before that and last week? Sorry, I have a bad case of officeitis, just don't mind me.
officeitis by NicoleLF May 20, 2009

emotional shareholder 

Someone that is devoted to their sports team. They are sad when the team losses, happy when they win. Their mood depends on their team's status.
Nicole: We made it to the playoffs!! Hopefully we can make it to the World Series!

Josh: I hate people that refer to their sports team as “we.” It’s only appropriate if you are a shareholder.

Nicole: I am a shareholder. I am an emotional shareholder.

Caitlin: Ooh. She got you there, Josh.
emotional shareholder by NicoleLF January 12, 2009
Stands for Fashionably Dressed Lesbian. A lesbian with the fashion sense of a gay male.
Michelle: Did you see Sandy’s cardigan today?! It’s fabulous! Very modern.

Nicole: Well she *is* an FDL, I’d expect no less from her.
FDL by NicoleLF December 9, 2008

mummy fry 

The fry that falls in between the seats. You find it months later and it is a shriveled up version of its former self.
Jennifer: Eww! Look at this old fry I found when I was cleaning under the seats of my Benz!

Nicole: That's a perfect example of a mummy fry!
mummy fry by NicoleLF July 29, 2007