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Texas Smokehouse 

When you have a drag from a smoke or a go at the bong, you then blow it into a woman's vagina, you can also have the option to inhale it back out.
"Woah, man, did you hear about Jessica? Dave tried the Texas Smokehouse on her and she's in hospital!"

Sharehouse 

A place to live if you want to encounter selfish and inconsiderate strangers who make loud noises at any hour of the night, don’t do any cleaning, hog the kitchen and living room, will be on phone calls all hours of the night, make mess and expect you to clean it, will use the couch as their personal clothing line, steal your milk and have their drunk friends running around the house naked. The other occupants apparently don’t know the definition of the word share
Living with my family can be so annoying sometimes”
Well it’s a lot better than living in a sharehouse”
“That’s true
Sharehouse by kfcftw January 9, 2019

safehouse 

A property, seemingly normal, that is actually owned by a large corporation or goverment. It is used to house people "under fire" until the heat goes away.
"I need to get to a safehouse"
safehouse by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

snakehole 

when you poop in the toilet and the poop recedes into the the back of the toilet causing it to disappear from sight.
Whoah! I just took a giant shit and it snakeholed all the way to the back!
snakehole by natedog723 May 11, 2013

Safehouse 

A place you go to get away from danger. Preferably in war or war games. Safehouses are especially good if re-enforced.
Me and my cousin were playing Boxhead and we decided to make a safehouse.
Safehouse by Matt-24 March 22, 2008

smokehouse 

A nickname for a dark skinned man with a long penis. Named because his schlong looks like a sausage that one would find hanging in a smokehouse.
Man, Smokehouse over der picking at his feets again.
smokehouse by biffula December 27, 2007