Shamping

Camping where any inconvenience is rectified by driving to the nearest store and purchasing whatever will make yoy more comfortable.

In other words Sham-camping.
When we were shamping, we went to Walmart and bought an inflatable couch, plug in fridge and ate at the McDonalds.

We wrote this definition on a blackberry while we were shamping.
by UrbanWombat July 18, 2009
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Shamping

The art of wanking, in other means masturbating with shampoo as a lubricant effect.

This activity often results in a stinging pain in the urethra of the man's penis.
I just tried shamping, it was fucking painful! How can anyone like that!?
by TheRatchet June 11, 2009
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Shampe

A tattoo that is regretted by the owner.
I should've never got this shampe of Alf on my bicep.
by J.N. Growling July 07, 2010
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shamp

1. to exaggerate beyond belief resulting in disastrous consequences

2. to sass
1. "Last night I shamped Bob...I saw his girlfriend at a cafe and I told him she was cheating on him. Too bad he killed himself..."
2. "I just got fired, don't shamp me. I'm in no mood."
by Shamps McGee June 20, 2009
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Shamps

We was in the club poppin' them Shamps all night.

I got a massive headache from all the Shamps I drank last night.

Champs is short for Champions. Shamps is short for Champagne
by The corrector August 29, 2013
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shamp

1) a portmanteau for lamp shade

2) the act of wearing a lamp shade on one's head.

3) committing general acts of bufoonery
I drank so much at that party, I found several pictures of me shamping in the living room posted on the internets the following morning. I don't remember that at all!
by EJ Dubs August 10, 2009
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shamp

Commonly refers to a person who acts like a fuckin retard in public whilst maintaining overall mental stature.

Can also refer to someone who acts like they are baked, fried, high, drunk, crunked, or otherwise fucked outta their mind from some sort of drug, when they are actually as sober a cop.
Meaning 1:

What the fuck is that stupid shamp doing trying to act retarded...hes just tryin to get a free sucker from that bitch-ass cashier..basterd.

Meaning 2:

Guy 1: Yo man look at the drunk dude tryin to sweet talk that ugly chick over their

Guy 2: Man hes not drunk at all, hes tryin to get some ugly wizard sleeve pussy, what a fuckin shamp.
by Shoosty69 December 08, 2007
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