Shampaggin

n.

1. the combination of drinking champagne and sexual intercourse
2. The pronunciation of "champagne" by Zaph Branagan of Futurama.

Boy: Can I interest you in some "shampaggin?"

Girl: Why yes! I'd love some champagne.

by Kif3000 December 6, 2010

Champaggin

A mispronounced word used by Zapp Brannigan in the Love's Labours Lost in Space episode of Futurama.

Captain Zapp Brannigan: Oh, God, I'm pathetic. Sorry. Just go... You want the rest of the champaggin?

Leela: No, and it's pronounced "cham-pain".

Captain Zapp Brannigan: Oh, God, no!

by Urban_buzz August 6, 2011

Shamtagging

The act of an online gamer adding a fake clan tag in front of his name so other people will think he is more experienced than he actually is. Examples can typically be found on your average Call of Duty or Counter-Strike server.

John: Damn, that guy has like 6 clan tags! He must be awesome!
Rob: Nah, ignore him, he's just shamtagging.

by Aj.Hatch February 24, 2010

shampaine

Cute, sassy crybaby,but don't take no shit.

That girl shampaine is so clutch...

by Love meee December 21, 2016

Shampain

The excruciating pain one experiences when shampoo meets eye.

Used to wish someone pain, but in a more civilised way.

I wish severe shampain on you next time you shower!

by Chalko January 23, 2011

shmaggin

confused, not knowing what you're talking about. saying stupid things.

yo that teacher be shmaggin us!

by omg34567 April 7, 2009

Shampain

The burning sensation when urinating after using shampoo to masturbate with.

After a hot steamy shower session of polishing my pork sword, I went to pee only feeling the worst shampain of my entire week.

by Big Fatty May 25, 2011