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Shampaggin 

n.

1. the combination of drinking champagne and sexual intercourse
2. The pronunciation of "champagne" by Zaph Branagan of Futurama.
Boy: Can I interest you in some "shampaggin?"

Girl: Why yes! I'd love some champagne.
Shampaggin by Kif3000 December 6, 2010
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Champaggin 

A mispronounced word used by Zapp Brannigan in the Love's Labours Lost in Space episode of Futurama.
Captain Zapp Brannigan: Oh, God, I'm pathetic. Sorry. Just go... You want the rest of the champaggin?

Leela: No, and it's pronounced "cham-pain".

Captain Zapp Brannigan: Oh, God, no!
Champaggin by Urban_buzz August 6, 2011

Shamtagging 

The act of an online gamer adding a fake clan tag in front of his name so other people will think he is more experienced than he actually is. Examples can typically be found on your average Call of Duty or Counter-Strike server.
John: Damn, that guy has like 6 clan tags! He must be awesome!
Rob: Nah, ignore him, he's just shamtagging.
Shamtagging by Aj.Hatch February 24, 2010

shampaine 

Cute, sassy crybaby,but don't take no shit.
That girl shampaine is so clutch...
shampaine by Love meee December 21, 2016
The excruciating pain one experiences when shampoo meets eye.

Used to wish someone pain, but in a more civilised way.
I wish severe shampain on you next time you shower!
Shampain by Chalko January 23, 2011
confused, not knowing what you're talking about. saying stupid things.
yo that teacher be shmaggin us!
shmaggin by omg34567 April 7, 2009
The burning sensation when urinating after using shampoo to masturbate with.
After a hot steamy shower session of polishing my pork sword, I went to pee only feeling the worst shampain of my entire week.
Shampain by Big Fatty May 25, 2011
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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