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The burning sensation when urinating after using shampoo to masturbate with.
After a hot steamy shower session of polishing my pork sword, I went to pee only feeling the worst shampain of my entire week.
Shampain by Big Fatty May 25, 2011
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Shampain means Shampain
me: I'm in Shampain
Shampain by Joorgan mother February 26, 2023
1.The mix of shame and pain
2. A song by MARINA.
"I'm feeling so Shampain rn.. I'm so ashamed but im pain as well...
Shampain by GeorgeXD May 3, 2025
when you think you're about to get something great or throw a party, but its not true and instead of champagne you get shampain
"I was so excited for my promotion because i was doing so well, but i got fired instead"
"wow, sounds like some real shampain"
shampain by Lesbian_ganymede October 2, 2026

MS Shamepaint

Creating a painting in the Microsoft Paint program in response to an underwhelming or shameful performance.
"That college football team played so shittily, someone should create an MS Shamepaint for their asses."
Sparkling wine that is not very good at all. Shampagne is usually very cheap, not only in quality, but also in price.
Roger: Hey, Dave! How was Betty's New Year's Eve party?
Dave: It was OK, but the SHAMpagne she served was AWFUL! I'll bet the vintage of that crap was last Wednesday!!
SHAMpagne by brooskitooski January 1, 2020
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