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Shampain

The excruciating pain one experiences when shampoo meets eye.

Used to wish someone pain, but in a more civilised way.
I wish severe shampain on you next time you shower!
by Chalko January 23, 2011
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Shampain

The burning sensation when urinating after using shampoo to masturbate with.
After a hot steamy shower session of polishing my pork sword, I went to pee only feeling the worst shampain of my entire week.
by Big Fatty May 25, 2011
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Shampain means Shampain
me: I'm in Shampain
by Joorgan mother February 26, 2023
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Shampain

1.The mix of shame and pain
2. A song by MARINA.
"I'm feeling so Shampain rn.. I'm so ashamed but im pain as well...
by GeorgeXD May 3, 2025
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MS Shamepaint

Creating a painting in the Microsoft Paint program in response to an underwhelming or shameful performance.
"That college football team played so shittily, someone should create an MS Shamepaint for their asses."
by HongdongWongtrongsong September 7, 2012
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SHAMpagne

Sparkling wine that is not very good at all. Shampagne is usually very cheap, not only in quality, but also in price.
Roger: Hey, Dave! How was Betty's New Year's Eve party?
Dave: It was OK, but the SHAMpagne she served was AWFUL! I'll bet the vintage of that crap was last Wednesday!!
by brooskitooski January 1, 2020
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Shamping

Camping where any inconvenience is rectified by driving to the nearest store and purchasing whatever will make yoy more comfortable.

In other words Sham-camping.
When we were shamping, we went to Walmart and bought an inflatable couch, plug in fridge and ate at the McDonalds.

We wrote this definition on a blackberry while we were shamping.
by UrbanWombat July 18, 2009
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