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Little dick, small penis; your penis is so small, that it doesn't give a woman pleasure. The opposite of Django.
"She ain't make'n no noise. He got a shamook."
Shamook by Mr. Delightful December 24, 2014
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shamockery 

Sham + Mockery = Shamockery

- not only false, but scornfully contemptuous in it's incorrectness.
Daniel wasn't even a magician, in fact his performance was a shamockery to magic itself!
shamockery by Darkko August 12, 2005
Related Words
1. A misspelling of Chinook

2. A member of an American Indian people of the north shore of the Columbia River at its mouth.

3. The descending, warm, dry wind on the eastern side of the Rocky Mountains, although the original usage is in reference to wet, warm coastal winds in the Pacific Northwest.

4. The pride of Wonalancet, New Hampshire, the Shanook is a rugged working dog and devoted family pet known for intelligence, patience, and eagerness to please. Once on the verge of extinction, the Shanook is among the scarcest AKC breeds.

5. An American twin-engined, tandem rotor, heavy-lift helicopter developed by American rotorcraft company Vertol and manufactured by Boeing Vertol.
Shanook has a long history with many meanings.
Shanook by ComeSeeMeFaceToFace October 11, 2018

shamoolies 

Noun: Refers to the nickname given by military personnel to illumination flares that are used on the battlefield to light large areas up.
A small plastic tube with a pullstring that, when pulled, shoots a rocket propelled flare approx. 800m into the air, which then burns with a bright orange-red colour for 50 seconds whilst dropping to the ground with a small parachute. It allows infantry units to light an area up in a battle about 1km squared so as to expose the enemy they are engaging. Although technically called Illumination Flares, military personnel refer to them as Shamoolies.
shamoolies by Dutchy_1988 December 24, 2008

shmookles 

A way to catch yourself when about to say that dreaded s-word in front of children.
Guy washing his car in front of his son: "Shhhh-mookles I found another dent!"
Son: "What does shmookles mean?"
Guy washing his car in front of his son: "Look it up on Urban Dictionary, Sport."
shmookles by dawordmaster August 6, 2014

Shamoo poot 

Can I get a shamoo poot for that game winner?
Shamoo poot by Felix brown January 5, 2019

Shabooka 

Used instead of a swear to prevent being shouted out by parents. CO-Created by Josh P and Holly H
That girl is such a shabooka

SHABOOKA that hurt
Shabooka by Joshys_3699 November 22, 2019
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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