Shaftment

A unit of measurement originally based on sections of the hand, is now most commonly associated with the penis and/or the surrounding area. It is equivalent to 6 inches, 1.5 hands, or two palms.

Guy 1: Hey, do you see that guy over there?

Guy 2: Yeah, what about him?

Guy 1: Lot's of chicks have said that he's got a two shaftments long package.

by Sgt Sarcasm August 13, 2012

Shitmentum

Noun.
When things get so bad that they start to overwhelm. Like momentum, but much less entertaining

As she walked into her boss's office, she could feel the shitmentum building.

by Susan L. Wordsmith August 13, 2011

Shitment

The biggest dump you will ever take in your life, presumably one that takes an hour to squeeze out.

Guy: (to his buddy) dude, I gotta go home.
Friend: What for?
Guy: I gotta hit the bathroom. I gotta huge shitment on the way.

by ShadowsFallAreGods October 17, 2009

last shitment

The dump that you take right before leaving school or the workplace, usually because no one else is in the bathroom at this point.

Male 1- Hey man, you ready to go?

Male 2- Yeah dude just a sec, I gotta make my last shitment.

by A-Whack April 6, 2008

seatment

where people sit

"what will the seatment be on the bus?"

by girlllllllly12345wholovesjane February 23, 2009

shamentarpen

(noun, borrowed from German) a tarp deployed over a college football stadium to hide empty seats that would otherwise be seen by television cameras.

Baylor uses a shamentarpen to cover the fact that they can't get fans into the stadium, even when they have a Heisman winner at QB. Rice uses a shamentarpen over each end zone, but each of them covers a number of seats lower than the average Rice SAT.

by Frustrated_Monolingual August 6, 2012

Shartmint

When you're wearing mint scented flat d disposal undies and you shart....possibly shit yourself

I just dropped a heavy shartmint. I think I need to change my draws.

by Carabear77 May 3, 2015