seatment

where people sit

"what will the seatment be on the bus?"

by girlllllllly12345wholovesjane February 23, 2009

seamentastic

In a celebratory manner, esp. one fitting for homosexual, Navy servicemen

The Navy-themed party at the gay bar was seamentastic.

by therearewaytoomanybooksinhere2 July 2, 2012

seament

When a male ejaculates onto a surface, and the ejaculant fluids harden, much like cement.

Bro, I need some seament to seal my hole

by Faggatoni March 6, 2017

Seatmeat

Your ass .booty

Or assbutt and groin balls and batdepending how low ya nuts and member hang

Woady put a shell in his SEATMEAT, now buddy can't walk for months.

by ʍɸɬʃɬɪʋʋʃ December 3, 2019

Seanment

The worst Guard in 2k22 history

Seanment is the worst guard in 2k history

by Seanment October 30, 2021