Shagments

The tiny fragments of shit left in the office toilet from the previous user.

After a hearty lunch I headed to the can for my 1:30 and found that someone failed to clear their shagments from the bowl.

Shagments by Kevin Tutin April 4, 2008

Swagmentum

{swag-MEN-tuhm} noun, plural Swagmenta {-tuh}, Swagmentums

1.
The procedure in which swagg (swagger) accumulates, usually resulting in high levels of freshness, being fly, confidence, style, and straight up awesomeness; gaining a more refined demeanor and courageousness as the day (or year) goes on.

Megan: Holy flip! Check out it out! Slate's getting his third number for the day!
Gina: What the whaaay!? Dude! Forreal?
Megan: He's been up for like 25 hours. His swagmentum's been runnin' strong past a day.
Gina: Shh-hh-hh-hh-ch-chh! 'Fhe goes cray-crayfish any harder we might lose him to the feel.

2.
Force or speed of any baller (usually lax); stimulus, as of a physical object, or course of cool shit.

Jeffrey gained swagmentum by releasing his own music and artwork, seeing the general public, and staying chill.

3.
The amount The Void places itself into your psyche.

Ethan: So yeah, I was sayin', drawing and art as a whole kind of allows a person to express themselves without using..conventional terms. The art and the message will always be the same. The artist knows this, I know this, you know this. You're smart, of course you know this. But what changes is time and what varies are the interpreters. The Beatles, for instance, weren't all that "huge" back in their day.. well, okay, they were, but look at them comparatively. Folks didn't know that John and them were starting a revolution. They were merely living in it. Now, half of them dead, they're selling just as much if not more of their work. Van Gogh hardly circulated a painting until after he died and his sister-in-law decided to help him out. Sheeze. This happens more than we all know. What I'm saying is, is that art doesn't merely capture expression, it captures an emotion in time. And what can possibly be cooler than that?
Gina: You're so cool. You're swagmentum's a 12.5 out of ten... Have me right here and now.

Swagmentum by refinedhippie July 10, 2012

shamentarpen 

(noun, borrowed from German) a tarp deployed over a college football stadium to hide empty seats that would otherwise be seen by television cameras.

Baylor uses a shamentarpen to cover the fact that they can't get fans into the stadium, even when they have a Heisman winner at QB. Rice uses a shamentarpen over each end zone, but each of them covers a number of seats lower than the average Rice SAT.

shamentarpen by Frustrated_Monolingual August 6, 2012

shagmeister 

similar to shagmaster, meaning exactly the same thing, but this is a term you would use to describe yourself..

I am a Shagmeister,
I am The Shagmeister.
you would not use this term to describe anybody else, you use it to big up yourself and be cool.

shagmeister by Robin January 5, 2005

stagmented 

to break into small parts and begin at different times. From concat. of staggered and segmented.

The development process of this project will follow a stagmented approach. Thus reducing the overall time required for completion.

stagmented by Damien January 6, 2004

shagmented 

overview of a situation that is completely fucked up, broken, unrepairable or in bits

wife to hubby 'Hello love, did you manage to fix the dishwasher ?
No. it's absolutely shagmented !!

shagmented by vanhelZ1ng December 22, 2016

segments 

A phrase which when uttered, allows the speaker a portion of an item which has just been present or the speaker has been made aware of. Segments describes a segment of an item which must be consumed by the speaker. The portion is decided by the owner of the item.

*Johnny pulls out a packet of gum*
Albert: Segments.
*Johnny gives Albert half a gum, Albert immediately eats it*

*Harry mentions he has a new blanket*
Jamel: Segments.
*Jamel receives a 2ftX2ft cut out piece of Harry's blanket which he must now eat*

segments by Fedelaus March 30, 2022