shaftmatized 

When a female is piped so good that she refuses to let go physically and emotionally of the male or partner doing the piping.

Homegirl was really shaftmatized after that piping last night!

shaftmatized by Wuanman999666 October 4, 2022

Shitmatized 

Being at a point of inebriation so great that mundane objects become fascinating.

Javi: Why is James staring at that coat hanger?

Andrea: Because he's shitmatized right now.

Shitmatized by drea867 January 1, 2011