Shartmint
Shartmint by Carabear77 May 3, 2015
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Shartini
Step 1) Fill enema bag with vodka or gin.
Step 2) Fill your sexual partner's anus with liquor enema, then sodomize him/her on an unbalanced wahsing machine.
Step 3) Hold martini glasses under partner's anus until they're completely filled with the shitty alcoholic liquid
Step 4) Stab some turd nuggets with some toothpicks, voila.
Step 2) Fill your sexual partner's anus with liquor enema, then sodomize him/her on an unbalanced wahsing machine.
Step 3) Hold martini glasses under partner's anus until they're completely filled with the shitty alcoholic liquid
Step 4) Stab some turd nuggets with some toothpicks, voila.
Shartini by A WHITE GUY July 9, 2017
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Shartmint • Sharminterlinked • shartmingo • sharmistha • Sharmin • sharmini • sharting • shartina • Sharintha • Sharmine
Shartlifting
V. The act of being forced to shoplift clothes, particularly shorts or underwear, because you sharted in them while you were trying them on.
Ex. 1:
Store Worker - Hi, is there anything I can help you with?
Customer - Yes, is there a bathroom.
Store Worker - Not at the moment it is under construction.
Customer (Whispering under his breath) - I guess i'll be shartlifting then.
Ex. 2:
Brian was walking into Abercrombie and Fitch when he was overcome by the urge to poop. Brian asked the cashier to direct him to the nearest bathroom, but there were none. Brian was leaving to find a bathroom when he noticed an amazing pair of skinny jeans. He convinced himself he could hold it long enough to try them on. (KEEP IN MIND BRIAN WAS FREEBALLING) When he got them on he felt a pressure, the skinny jeans had him in a trance and he thought it was just a fart. He released it but it was not a fart but a shart / poop. He couldn't put them back or purchase them because at the register the cashiers fold your merchandise for you so he was forced to Shartlift them.
Store Worker - Hi, is there anything I can help you with?
Customer - Yes, is there a bathroom.
Store Worker - Not at the moment it is under construction.
Customer (Whispering under his breath) - I guess i'll be shartlifting then.
Ex. 2:
Brian was walking into Abercrombie and Fitch when he was overcome by the urge to poop. Brian asked the cashier to direct him to the nearest bathroom, but there were none. Brian was leaving to find a bathroom when he noticed an amazing pair of skinny jeans. He convinced himself he could hold it long enough to try them on. (KEEP IN MIND BRIAN WAS FREEBALLING) When he got them on he felt a pressure, the skinny jeans had him in a trance and he thought it was just a fart. He released it but it was not a fart but a shart / poop. He couldn't put them back or purchase them because at the register the cashiers fold your merchandise for you so he was forced to Shartlift them.
Shartlifting by RDUB August 1, 2012
Sharmine
Sharmine by crazyman550 April 27, 2011
Sharmitha
Meeting dis girl for a few tyms can make u share ur secrets w her...she is a whole new fun and knowing her myt be the best thing she will be there for u in ur highs or lows!!!she does lose her temper sometimes but when she speaks shez honest and straight with her feelings, it myt sound cold sometimes but u will love it!
Shez got everything and she is really funny.The times u meet her she myt not open up much but u shd get to know her.Dont think ur offending her,she is never offended loll and in short shez a whole new thing to explore
Shez got everything and she is really funny.The times u meet her she myt not open up much but u shd get to know her.Dont think ur offending her,she is never offended loll and in short shez a whole new thing to explore
Sharmitha by Averyy0504 November 21, 2021
shartmart
Accidentally shitting yourself. Shartmart
Sharmin
Sharmin by Danielle perish May 7, 2018
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