shagmented

overview of a situation that is completely fucked up, broken, unrepairable or in bits

wife to hubby 'Hello love, did you manage to fix the dishwasher ?
No. it's absolutely shagmented !!

by vanhelZ1ng December 22, 2016

Shagments

The tiny fragments of shit left in the office toilet from the previous user.

After a hearty lunch I headed to the can for my 1:30 and found that someone failed to clear their shagments from the bowl.

by Kevin Tutin April 4, 2008

stagmented

to break into small parts and begin at different times. From concat. of staggered and segmented.

The development process of this project will follow a stagmented approach. Thus reducing the overall time required for completion.

by Damien January 6, 2004

segmented parts

It means that that body has a few part, like an ant.

An ant has 3 segmented parts.

by Engna April 30, 2015