Shagments

The tiny fragments of shit left in the office toilet from the previous user.
After a hearty lunch I headed to the can for my 1:30 and found that someone failed to clear their shagments from the bowl.
by Kevin Tutin April 04, 2008
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shagmented

overview of a situation that is completely fucked up, broken, unrepairable or in bits
wife to hubby 'Hello love, did you manage to fix the dishwasher ?
No. it's absolutely shagmented !!
by vanhelZ1ng December 22, 2016
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