Sexums

Guy1: dude so what happened with you and Crissy last night?

Guy2: Man she didn't want to go all the way so all we did was have Sexums .

Sexums by Tamuril October 11, 2008

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Sexus

Eugene: Hey man did you guys bang in the car?
Thomas: Yeah! We actually had Sexus!

Sexus by lockenload23 August 8, 2016

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Liz: I find this man very attractive, and not Canadian.
Sarah McNasty: Carpe Sexus.
Liz: For sure.
-High five-

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A document that contains a summary or listing of relevant sex experience and education.

Before his status as "good in bed" could be validated, Richard was forced to submit his sexumé for review.

Sexumé by spacebot December 9, 2008

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Drunken sex, especially when refered to in an equally drunk and misspelled text and/or facebook message.

Sample Message:

OMG sooooooo durnk i lov you lets have sexuslal realtions!

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I'm going to take the guys to the game (but not their wives) in the Sexus.

Sexus by martyv March 7, 2007

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The act of texting in order to seek out booty call opportunities

"Hey Gary, what say we troll the clubs tonight?"
Nah man, the roster is full. Think I'll toss out some SexMSs from home and see what I can reel in

SexMS by HK Claw June 15, 2011

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