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Sexfap by FarmerDan347 December 6, 2016
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sexface
n. The facial expression a person makes when they experience overwhelming sexual pleasure or passion. Sexface varies among individuals and experiences however it is likely that a person's sexface is more or less the same in any situation if they are experiencing a climax of sexual pleasure. It is notable that a person's sexface is also similar to the facial expression they make when they are in pain.
Example 1: "When I see your sexface, it appears as though you are in pain but we both know you're not!"
Example 2: Seinfeld: "I don't think I can date her anymore, George."
George: "Jerry, why not? She's perfect for you!! You said so yourself!"
Seinfeld: "Yes, I know, George. I did say that but.....How do I say this...it's...it's her sexface George, it's like she checks out of her body and someone else moves in, and that new person's face is not like hers and it is not very attractive (Jerry contorts his face in an effort to show George) AND she doesn't seem to care or notice. I noticed it in the beginning, I thought I could get used to it, or it might change once the newness wore off, but it didnt, and I've decided I just can't do it anymore. Her sexface scares me, George."
Example 3: "Every time I see her sexface, her mouth forms the shape of a perfect hexagon. It's really impressive."
Example 2: Seinfeld: "I don't think I can date her anymore, George."
George: "Jerry, why not? She's perfect for you!! You said so yourself!"
Seinfeld: "Yes, I know, George. I did say that but.....How do I say this...it's...it's her sexface George, it's like she checks out of her body and someone else moves in, and that new person's face is not like hers and it is not very attractive (Jerry contorts his face in an effort to show George) AND she doesn't seem to care or notice. I noticed it in the beginning, I thought I could get used to it, or it might change once the newness wore off, but it didnt, and I've decided I just can't do it anymore. Her sexface scares me, George."
Example 3: "Every time I see her sexface, her mouth forms the shape of a perfect hexagon. It's really impressive."
sexcapade
sexcapade by iheartsexcapades April 17, 2005
sexaphonic
"Damn that hoe thought she was sexaphonic until I strangled her."
or "Yea baby girl I sure am sexaphonic."
or "Bitches wanna sleep with me because they see how sexaphonic I is.
or "Yea baby girl I sure am sexaphonic."
or "Bitches wanna sleep with me because they see how sexaphonic I is.
sexaphonic by 47X September 26, 2005
Sexapalooza
The act of having so much great sex over a period of time that you cannot easily recall any one specific sex act.
Girl "We had so much sex but you didn't do me from behind"
Boy "Did we do that the second time, or was it the third?"
Girl "ooooh yeah I do remember that the third time. We had so much sex I couldn't recall it"
Boy "We totally had a sexapalooza the last 4 days"
Boy "Did we do that the second time, or was it the third?"
Girl "ooooh yeah I do remember that the third time. We had so much sex I couldn't recall it"
Boy "We totally had a sexapalooza the last 4 days"
Sexapalooza by lovelace01945 March 14, 2011
sexaphobic
One who becomes uncomfortable when put into sexual situations. Depending on the person, they may also be uncomfortable with smaller things like, kissing or even hugging.
"The other night he was about to say good night to her and give her a kiss but she shut the door in his face before he could." says Bekka
"Oh she is such a sexaphobic sometimess, one day she'll get over it if she really likes the guy." says Renee
"Oh she is such a sexaphobic sometimess, one day she'll get over it if she really likes the guy." says Renee
sexaphobic by Grlmmjow June 9, 2008