Used to represent the epitome of sexiness. (The greatest level that sexiness can achieve.)
"Damn that hoe thought she was sexaphonic until I strangled her."
or "Yea baby girl I sure am sexaphonic."
or "Bitches wanna sleep with me because they see how sexaphonic I is.
One who becomes uncomfortable when put into sexual situations. Depending on the person, they may also be uncomfortable with smaller things like, kissing or even hugging.
"The other night he was about to say good night to her and give her a kiss but she shut the door in his face before he could." says Bekka
"Oh she is such a sexaphobic sometimess, one day she'll get over it if she really likes the guy." says Renee
A person who, during sex, moans musically, occasionally moaning the notes to a commonsong.
Person A: Last night I hooked up with a chick and I swear, as she neared orgasm, her moans started to sound like "Mary Had a Little Lamb"
Person B: Wow. What a sexaphone!
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.